#rahooligans

A/N: Inspired by the absolute GOD of gifs for the Dev Patel community @binickandros, you absolute genius.

Based around this post.

Ravi Chakrabarti (iZombie, 2015-2019)

- You couldn't not laugh. You really couldn't.

- This is from the man who thought brown sugar was the same as regular sugar, and not mixed with molasses.

- In his defense, it's weird to know about sugar, but caramelized onions...

- You asked him to assist in the just once in the kitchen, and found him happily spreading your target-brand caramels over the chopped up onion in the pan.

- He looked so proud. He looked so damn proud that of course you ate it.

- This was luckily one of the few times that sweet DID add to the meal, but you told him after what it *actually meant*.

Owen Sharma (The Haunting of Bly Manor, 2020)

- Girl...GIRL

- He's a literal chef, he's got this on lock, he'll caramelize all the onions you want.

- He's patient! He'll stand there all day getting the perfect shade of golden brown for your meal.

- Your skills include, microwaving cheese quesadillas, and using a blender, but that's all.

- Literally all you have to do is ask for something complex and *chef-y* and he'll make it happen.

Hassan El-Shabbaz (Midnight Mass, 2021)

- This man would do anything for you. That's just how he is.

- So when it comes time to make your favorite dish (featuring caramelized onions), he researches.

- He watches youtube videos, he reads pretentious little blogs about how to get it how he wants it for you, and he does.