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Hello? Hello Hello?
...Well, this place has been dead for a little bit, hasn't it?
GOOGLE GIDEON Googleâs first walking talking task robot
The first of his kind, so some of his features are outdated
Originally had silicone skin but was ripped off because he didnât want to be seen as human but as robot
Was once on earth but went rouge, wanting to destroy human kind
The government thought instead of termination, they would put him into the nasa where he would go into a spaceship and land wherever nearest planet he can inhabit. He has no control over the ship so heâs mostly a metal asteroid
You can either avoid the unknown flying object or let it crash into your ship
If you let it crash into the Invincible, Gideon will aboard your ship surprisingly being friendly. He is putting up a front to kill you and your crew mates and take over the ship then going back to earth destroying it in the process
He doesnât like Head engineer Mark. Of course Mark loves to ask it questions since heâs never gotten a physical robot before
Doesnât like the ship computer either.
If you avoid the unknown flying object in later universes you will end up in the bad lands were bandit, Beta, and wug inhabit
Begrudgingly joins the pack just to survive, he doesnât like any of them but they help him from not falling apart
Beta thinks that him and Gideon are friends, Gideon doesnât think so at all more of a nuisance than anything
Talks in a monotone but snarky voice
Higher intelligence of any human being on earth, but not street smarts
While he does hate humans in order to blend in he had to learn human culture
BING BETA Bingâs first and last task robot
Like Gideon, Beta was once a robot from earth
Not as good as the Googles robot. Pretty janky
The earth decided to make him space trash because of how shit the product was.
Ended up in the badlands junkyard were he was left with nothing but a head and an upper torso
He quite literally built himself up from scrap grabbing other trashed robot parts
While he isnât intelligent, he is a very friendly robot. More human than robot at this point
He is sort of an inventor trying to find things to help other robots in the badlands without limbs n such
He actually named himself! He never really had a name except âBing prototypeâ
Meets Wug and Bandit later on down the road and theyâre his only best friends
A lovable himbo
Once Gideon crashes into the badlands and Beta finds him, Beta is excited for joy of this new robot on their planet
He immediately goes to work repairing anything torn of broken fixing Gideon up
Him and Gideon are best friends even if Gideon is a bit shy
Loves to collect earth kick knacks he finds and gives them to either Wug or Bandit. A huge earth enthusiast
Probably Allum and Beta would be friends also
Twitches a lot, faulty wiring.
Mark said he wish he could play Bing and Google again but couldnât due to copyrighted names but here ya go! Something completely non copyright free if you take out the companies names and replace it with something else :3 this was just for fun
Bing/google fusion
Now I know, tumblr hate shit that was downloaded from messager
BITCH MEME
Supposed and buy CLOAKBRAND!XD!
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Irritation Bonus
          Itâs been three years and Illinoisâs sentence was ending. Yancy was upset so Illinois and he were allowed to spend the whole day cuddled up on the bottom bunk. Yancy was trying his best to hold back tears but it was near impossible. Illinois was running a hand gently up and down Yancyâs back. âHow long is youâre sentence?â Yancy let out an emotionless chuckle, â69 years.â Illinois looked at him in shock before laughing, âWhat?â Yancy smiled up at him, âThe judge gave me 68 years and I didnât think it would make much of a difference so I asked for one more.â Illinois shook his head, âYouâre amazing dove.â Yancy smile dropped, âI donât want to lose youse.â Illinois planted a gentle kiss on Yancyâs head, âIâll visit every third Sunday, and you know that the guards will let me sneak in whenever I want.â
          Yancy shrugged, âIt wonât be the same thoughâŚâ Illinois was about to answer when a guard spoke up from in front of their cell, âHey, Yancy, Illinois. Someone is here to see you.â They both looked up confused. Illinois cast a glance at Yancy, âItâs not visitation day, is it?â Yancy shook his head, âNo it's not.â The guard opened the door and the two stood up, still confused. Yancy put his hand into Illinoisâs and stepped closer. To anyone else, Yancyâs proud stature and tense shoulders would show that he was prepared for anything, but the way that he held tightly onto Illinoisâs hand showed how nervous he truly was to the adventurer.
          The two followed the guard to a room that was reserved for detectives to ask convicts questions. The two looked at each other, even more confused. The guard nodded at them to go in. Yancy squeezed Illinoisâs hand harder before entering the room.
           In the room was a man. He was dressed in a fine white suit and his hands were held together in front of him. He had black hair that hung over his left eye, and his skin appeared to be grey. They both stared at the man in shock, before Illinois broke the silence, âNice suit, and must I say that eyeliner is a nice touch.â Yancy snorted as the man raised an eyebrow. The two sat down as the man leisurely waved a hand for the guard to leave. Illinois looked at Yancy shocked, both of them were wondering just who this guy was.Â
          When the room was empty of all other personal the man spoke, âGreetings, I know you are wondering who I am but if you take my offer, youâll find out soon enough. For now, you can just call me Dark.â Yancy spoke up suspiciously, âWhat offer. I hope youse know that thises my joint.â Dark frowned, âI know that you two have gotten close, I also know that Illinoisâs sentence is ending.â Yancy tensed, âWhat does thats have to do with anything?â Dark held up a hand, âLet me continue. Yancy, your sentence will go on for a long time, even if you do decide to take parol. That means that you wonât be able to keep the same relationship with Illinois.â Yancy looked down, obviously upset at the reminder, âI know.â Illinois tensed up and let go of Yancyâs hand only to wrap it around his shoulder, pulling the man closer to himself.Â
          Dark ignored the protective movement, âWhat Iâm offering will only ever come from me. You two can come live at my place. Yancy, because of your sentence you will be under a sort of house arrest. You cannot leave the house under any circumstances. Well unless Wilford sets the place on fire, but thatâs beside the point.â Yancyâs mouth dropped open and Illinois stared at Dark in shock. âAre, are youse serious. I means Iâm not even sure that Iâll like your place,â Yancy stuttered. Dark nodded, âYou can stay with us for a month if you decide that it is not to your liking you can come back here.â
           Yancy looked at Illinois with shock and hope, but there was still uncertainty in his eyes. Dark stood up and started to exit the room, âIâll let you make your decision alone, but do keep it quick, I have other things I need to do.â He then left the room, letting the door close behind him. Yancy turned to face Illinois, âI, I donât think Iâs belong out there. Iâm not sure if Iâm ready.â Illinois smiled, âTrust me, youâre ready. You are so incredibly amazing, and youâve been such a good person. Sure the culture shock would suck, but youâre not going outside so it wonât be as bad. Plus if you donât feel comfortable you can come back here, I wonât judgeâ Illinoisâs caressed Yancyâs cheek, smiling slightly when Yancy leaned into his touch. Yancy smiled his eyes closed, âIâll take the offer.â Illinois chuckled and kissed Yancyâs forehead, âThen I will too.â
          The door opened as the two pulled away and Darkâs absurdly deep voice met their ears, âAre you two done like I said I have other business to attend to.â Illinois rolled his eyes, âPushy arenât you, but yeah we take your deal.â Dark grinned, âI knew you would now follow me.â Yancy tilted his head confused, weâre just going to walk out?â Dark raised an eyebrow, âYes. Problem?â Illinois and Yancy looked at each other thinking the same thing, who is this man?
          When they got outside Dark led them to a secluded area which instantly rose the anxiety of the two ex-prisoners. When they were out of sight from any people or cameras everything seemed to glitch out until the two were standing in front of a giant mansion. Before the two could ask anything Dark held up a hand, âI know you two are confused, but there will be much more⌠puzzling things ahead so I suggest that you prepare yourselves.â The two glanced at each other once more, both wondering if they made the right choice.
          When Dark opened the door two men dressed exactly the same and looked exactly the same, slid into the hallway, âWelcome back Dark Jim and other Jims, we are Jim!â Yancy blinked, confused, âSo youses both Jim?â Dark rolled his eyes, âTheyâre twins, but theyâre one of the more normal residents of this house.â As Dark finished speaking a man with a pink mustache, a pink bowtie, a yellow dress shirt, and rainbow suspenders walked out of a different room dragging what looked like a body. He also wasnât wearing any pants. Illinois nodded, âI seeâŚâ Dark looked behind him and sighed exasperatedly, âGoddamnit Wilford, put on some goddamn pants, and what have I said about killing people in the house, wait⌠IS THAT MY BRAND NEW CARPET, I JUST BOUGHT THAT WILFORD. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGSâ
          âThe Host watched the scene, as best as he could with a blindfold on, mildly amused,â Someone said from the place where the Jims originally stood. Dark sighed and ran a hand through his hair, âIâm sure theyâll all introduce themselves, make yourself at home.â Illinois and Yancy watched as Dark seemed to vanish, terrified. âHI, You must be the newbies! Itâs great to meet you!â The two looked over to see a man with red hair in a schoolgirl outfit on. Illinois raised an eyebrow, âWell he doesnât look that bad.â The man smiled, âOh Iâm not. Unless you try to take my senpai, then I cut you into tiny pieces, and Iâll make it slow. Oh, my nameâs Yandere by the way.â The man giggled and skipped away.
         The two just stood at the front door, terrified and not wanting to go a step further into the house. âI deeply apologize for their behavior, I am Google, I will give you a tour.â A new man was standing in front of the door wearing a blue shirt with a glowing white G on it. He was also wearing black slacks. His voice was monotone and robotic. Yancy smiled, âThank youse for the help, Iâs was worried theres were no one sane here.â The robot chuckled, âI wonder the same thing sometimes too.â Illinois raised an eyebrow, what was that supposed to mean?
          The robot pointed to himself, âMy name is Google, thatâs the living room to the right of you.â The two looked over to see A man with a crown arguing to another man, who looked a lot more like a robot. âNO! You cannot use one of my squirrels to make a video!â The robot shrugged, âC'mon man, I just want to push him on a tiny skateboard. Itâll be totally rad!â Illinois and Yancy chuckled at that, it was a pretty ridiculous argument. Google cleared his throat, âThe one with the crown is The King of the Squirrels, the other one is Bing.â Bing looked up, âSuh dudes, wanna yeet over here and convince mister fuzzypants that my idea is total ebic!â Illinois laughed, âThatâs not exactly my area of expertise.â
          âGoogle you can stop, for now, I bet the newbies would love to be shown around by me, I mean, hello I am Bim Trimmer,â Someone said from behind the group. Illinois and Yancy turned around to see yet another man. He was dressed in a suit and tie and he wore a confident grin on his face. Behind him was someone else who was trying to hide behind Bim, but he was too tall for it to work properly. âH-h-hi, Iâm E-E-Er-EricâŚâ Illinois raised an eyebrow, âA little shy there, arenât ya buddy.â Eric nodded, his eyes focused on the handkerchief that he was twisting in his hands. Someone cleared their voice, âEric I believe that it's time for your checkup, Host just finished his.â Another man in a lab coat stood in the doorway, looking at his watch. âBe polite Edward, we have guests,â Bim said with a flourish of his hand. Edward looked up, an annoyed look on his face, âItâs Dr. Iplier to you. I could have sworn Iâd already told you this. Oh sorry, I forgot you were a little to dumb to understand English.â Dr. Iplier looked at the new couple, âWelcome, get out while you can.â
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OKAY SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG! Anyway, this is going to go into a series called Ego Household. I canât get onto the plot for that yet so Imma get the Christmas special for Ego Household then maybe spit out some side stories. Thank you for reading ^-^ Also I will doing them meeting the septics in the first part of Ego Household so look forward to that
I present to you the two new androids sent by Cyberlife. The MK800 model also known as Bing, and the MK900 model also known as Google.
Had the idea to do this for awhile and I finally had time to draw it.
Me for the last couple months: man if matpat wants a really good theory he should try to take on Mark's and/or Jack's egos
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