Shelf Assembly
A Good Omens crack fic.
Aziraphale and Crowley versus IKEA. What could possibly go wrong? Chaos ensues.
Aziraphale and Crowley are happily living in their cottage in the South Downs, and the Angel decides he needs storage for all his many books. He doesn't want to simply Miracle a bookcase into existence though, he wants his husband to build it for him. So a completely sane trip to IKEA it is!
Big blue bags, an attack of rampant consumerism, getting lost in the warehouse, and an unknown something that follows them. Definitely looks like chaos to me.
Rated T, 3,698 words.
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This is actually the second fic in a series, but the only one that comes with baffling accurate instructions.
They also go to Tesco's (supermarket), Aziraphale gives Crowley a thoroughly normal list, and they are currently in a garden centre, surrounded by gnomes, amazing barbeques, and a (possibly carnivorous) plant.
Do you know, when I put it like that...? Made sense in my head!
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