later when i become addicted to life

I love when you’re listening to an album for the first time and you come across that one song that’s going to be your favorite.

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

i’ve been waiting for the right time since I was born, does anyone know if it’s ever coming??

cotton eyed joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

wheres the . wheres the link

wheres the fucking link

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid