#billionare

Why is everyone talking like these people on the submarine are still alive. "They're slowly suffocating at the bottom of the ocean -" they're dead. They're so dead. In fact, they're so dead we might not find very much of them if we find anything at all. To everyone imagining how horrible it would be to slowly suffocate inside a metal tin can at the bottom of the ocean, don't worry. They're not suffocating. They died almost instantly. They're not in pain or afraid or anything because they're dead. Why is this such a hard fact for people to understand? It's literally the best outcome in this situation.

(billionare businessman getting Prank Called by teenager) listen buddy i don't know who you are but I'm hanging up now. This isn't funny. Kill yourself