#bill3cipher

Send Me Your Birthday!

April - what religion are you?

I’m Roman Catholic! but like a;sdlkfj I don’t agree with how my family sees God (idk a few years back my mom said that God was gonna punish me and stuff and like??? why should I be scared of God???) and I don’t like going to church cuz I don’t feel connected there a;sldkfj

19 - what do you look for in a significant other?

yep I’m aro!

so like for what I look for idk it’s just??? omg they’re cute and pretty and nice and funny a;lsdkjf it was like that for the??? 3-4 crushes I had lol

DAY 12, Entry #1 "Blendin's Game" ✂ - bill3cipher

"Okay. We just gotta to go forward 10 years. We can be back before Soos even realizes we were gone." "Oh no! The timey thing, it's busted! Can you fix it?" "Maybe. I need some tools. And I think I know where to get some."

DAY 12, Entry #2 ✂ - deceivecode

"Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn’t care about me enough to visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. I mean, you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. I've been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike. I know who my family is now, and it’s you dudes. Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever."

omG. some of my friends are like 5'5 and always complain about how short they are and i'm just like, "could you please not"

omfg ;aslkdfjas

for prom one of the guys in my group wAS 6′7′’ AND MY 6′ FRIEND WAS WEARING HEELS AND EVERYONE WAS SO TALL A;SLDKFJ

a;sldkfj;ALSKDJFA I’VE ALWAYS BEEN REALLY SHORT

WHEN I WAS IN LIKE 2ND GRADE THERE WERE KINDERGARTENERS TALLER THAN ME ;LASKDJF

doing those ship asks now :D

-always wins when they play Trivia Crack: i’d say dipper but honestly??? bill is an omniscient being??? it’s 50/50 tbh

-laughs when their partner trips on something: this is the definition of bill are you kidding me

-would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: dipper. it’s the one thing that scares bill at all

-spoils the ending of books/movies: bill because A) it pisses dipper off to no end and B) he doesn’t get why it’s such a big deal, pine tree, all books are just rearrangements of the alphabet that somehow elicit emotion from you mere mortals

-always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: bill because, again, it’s super annoying for dipper

-eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: another 50/50 thing, but either way it starts a huge prank war

-obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: DIPPER, HAVE YOU MET THIS GUY

-makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc: dipper tries, but he really isn’t the l33t hax0r he thinks he is so it never works

-has to beat their partner in every game: dipper is so competitive but never wins r i p

-keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: bill will wake him up at 2 am to recite the entire script of shrek the third

Apparently Disney accidentally put it on demand in the UK too early and some person took a screenshot. Or some website accidentally uploaded it, I’m not sure.

block of cheese x sweaty twelve year old: yES