#biionic-henchman

Which one of them:

Spikes the eggnog? Eggsy

Hangs the stockings? Eggsy

Leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the Santa tradition? Eggsy. Charlie makes fun of him for it, but makes sure to take a drink and bite out of them just to make Eggsy smile the next day.

“Accidentally” throws away the fruitcake? Eggsy (and it’s one Charlie made, at that). 

Goes overboard on the whipped cream? Charlie

Is the inevitable Christmas Grinch? Charlie tries to give that vibe, but deep down he loves it.

Wakes up first on Christmas? Eggsy

Rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? Charlie, and he proceeds to whine about it the entire time they’re shopping.

Starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? Eggsy

Decorates the Christmas tree? Eggsy

Who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters? Charlie

Picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa? Eggsy picks out the movies while Charlie makes the hot chocolate. 

Drags the other under the mistletoe?  Charlie

Decorates the house? Eggsy

Hangs up the ornaments on the tree? Eggsy 

Cooks Christmas dinner? Charlie

Invites the other to sing a Christmas duet? Eggsy

Has any holiday traditions? Both

Who would start a food fight during baking? Eggsy

Would get drunk off of eggnog? Eggsy

Who starts putting up decorations in October? Eggsy

Buys the advent calendars? Charlie

Places mistletoes all around the house? Charlie

Wraps the presents for other people? Charlie

Puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? Charlie 

Is the one that hates eggnog? Charlie

Is the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? Charlie

Sends out the Christmas cards? Charlie

Knows all the words to TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS? Charlie, but he’s in denial about it. Eggsy tries but gets them mixed up half the time, wherein Charlie inevitably corrects him.

Is the better snowman builder? Eggsy, and he uses Charlie’s clothes to dress it up.

Starts snowball fights? Charlie

Charlie was busy working, typing away as he looked at the screen, not noticing that Merlin had come into his office. What he did notice was when the man had crawled into his lap and spoke fluent French. He knew his fair share of languages, understanding them better than speaking it. ‘Mon râleur’, normally it would sound rude but Merlin had used it as a term of endearment, ‘My grouch’.

He stilled as the other got all comfortable, sighing softly. It was clear that Merlin was exhausted and well- Charlie wasn’t going to stand in the way of it. Removing one hand from his desk he placed it on the man’s back, holding him. “You can sleep if you want.. I’m not going anywhere” His voice was soft, almost a gentle hum.

Even if sleeping on the job wasn’t allowed, Charlie would make sure nobody would disturb Merlin’s slumber if he were to fall asleep in his lap.

There was a long, pleased sigh snuffled out into Charlie’s shoulder as a hand went to his back. But the remark on sleeping earned a quiet groan of displeasure. He turned his head and nuzzled right against the side of Charlie’s neck, feeling his breathing and heartbeat. After a moment or two, he began to petulantly kiss the other’s pulse point. It was almost lazy, the way his lips trailed along Charlie’s neck, moving up to his jaw and then under his ear.

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Idk man I’ve always been intimidated by you because you seem to be this wonderful top tier roleplayer and I am just a low leveled bard or something. I’m bad at comparisons but all in all I look up to you because I think you’re actually pretty splendid. Aaaah this feels awkward and I don’t know what else to say.

@biionic-henchman V-Day had been a disaster for everyone...apart from Poppy. The murder of all of her competition had sent her profits through the roof and she now had a monopoly. It was a good feeling.

There was another happy side effect of V-Day which came in the form of the one armed man sitting in front of her in the diner. He had been found wandering the mountains and it wasn't hard to conclude that he had been part of the V-Day celebrations and therefore was worth saving. Poppy didn't know what she was going to get from him but she knew he was probably valuable.