#big bones

"You are in no position to make threats, friend."

Idk how to explain this

just - this post/repost from 2016 by @rocko-newjeans and @generalfabulous respectively, but it has escalated alot, more people from in and out the undertale, the g/t fandom and the rest of Tumblr are involved AND it's also on steroids.

I just -

Big Bones (or BB for short) are the first type of bitty to come to Exotic Bitties. In fact, they are the reason that the shop was founded!

+++DESCRIPTION+++

Big Bones are Sans-types that clock in at about three stories tall give or take. They dress in simple clothes made from large fabrics like tarps and tents but somehow always seem to be able to acquire a pair of large track shorts and comfy slippers. They possess all the abilities a Sans does naturally. There are not very many Big Bones.

+++PERSONALITY+++

Big Bones are very similar to Classic Sans in that they are chatty layabouts who love to joke and always keep their promises. Some Big Bones will dote on their care-taker the way a human might fawn over their own bitties--this includes picking you up and putting you in his pocket or hood. Others may act aloof as though they simply cannot hear or feel their care-taker's pleas for attention.

When it comes to jokes, Big Bones naturally like to go big. They may replace your mattress with a whoopee-cushion or put your car on the roof.

On the rare occasion that two Big Bones meet, they may challenge one another to a prank-off so maybe make sure that only happens under very strict supervision.

When interacting with other bitties, although they may have trouble seeing them or hearing their voices, they are indescribably careful and will protect them from harm.

+++CARE+++

Big Bones prefer to live in the country with lots of space. They need a big barn to protect them from the elements. If left out in the snow and rain, they may catch cold and sneeze the roof off of your house.

Their preferred food is pumpkins. If left too much to their own devices, Big Bones may develop a habit of causing trouble or a vice for smoking.