#bertstare

#beware of this man. He's 6foot tall #af stud good looking mouth breather that smells of #proteinfarts #misc #bertstare #aware (at Redondo Beach, California)

GENOVAS WITNESSES SHALL NOT FORGET

>Be five years ago (or, considering the theme of this thread..."many moons" ago), senior year of high school >Be in health class >Taking a break from our usual programme of "DRUGS ARE BAD DON'T DO DRUGS!!1!!!11" to discuss healthy eating >Teacher is trying to make some point about the foods we like not always being healthy, so she has us all say one of our "comfort foods" >Mine? Steamed broccoli, brussel sprouts, and carrots >Landplanets in class bertstare >Oddly enough, non-landplanet teacher also bertstares and apparently thinks I'm lying because she gets mad at me for "not taking the activity seriously" >Teacher gives happy nods as the landwhales list stuff like cake, fried lobster, whoopie pies >tfw I got in trouble in health class for being healthy >tfw /fit/ mom raised me to love vegetables and healthy food >tfw out on my own now, and if I feel homesick I'll steam up some broccoli to have with dinner