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For @bertilakslady According to John, it was time for Sherlock to “help with Christmas.” Sherlock found this unfair because he had helpfully informed John that the tree was crooked.

John gave him and Oliver the task of wrapping the presents for Mycroft and Lestrade.

“It’s like a math problem,” John said before he left.

Oliver said, “Is there a reason why we can’t just stick everything in a bin bag?”

“I already suggested that. Papa says it’s ‘not festive.’”

Oliver thinks for a moment. “We could stick a big bow on the top, though.”

It’s not about adding rude comments, just correcting a factual error. A lot of hurt has been caused recently by fans...

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“Sorry for dropping by unexpectedly,” Lestrade said as he unwound his scarf. “I was just at loose ends and thought you might be in the mood for a hot toddy or two.”

John was about to say of course when Sherlock said scathingly, “What’s the matter? Is my brother busy toppling another country’s government?”

John said brightly, “Please come in. I hope you don’t mind that you’re just in time for the annual gingerbread decorating.”

“Oh, fun! What are we making?” Lestrade glanced over Oliver’s shoulder.

I wasn’t being rude for the hell of it. The “certain people” I was referring to in my tag are the Johnlock conspiracy...

Have you read it in the novel? Cos yeah.

Oh no, it's a very good show! But very, very violent (GoT-level violent). There were a couple of eps in S3 I thought weren't very good, but the rest is great. Recommended. Also: Tom Hardy is absolutely fantastic in it.

When you get this ask, list 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the ten most recent people in your notifications :)

1. Comments from all of you lovely people. 

2. Snuggling into a pile of blankets. 

3. Tea when it hits the perfect temperature--cool enough to drink without scalding but not cool enough to gulp. 

4. The inside of Arthur’s head. 

5. The outside of Eames’s head. 

Yes but they’re not both Danish, Horatio is Italian 😜

Also, the first Hamlet I ever saw was Jacobi’s and I’ve felt the H/H chemistry sadly lacking ever since (oh for Martin to have played Horatio to Benedict’s Hamlet… Not that it was ever going to happen)