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YESSSSSSSSSS I am at my mom’s house after an eight hour drive and I’m full of Chinese food and chambourcin

👨‍🎤 Name a celebrity you just have no patience for.

Timothee Chalamet. He takes himself entirely too seriously for me and I really don’t think he’s that great of an actor. Terrence Howard’s “new math” shit pisses me off and so does him selling bullshit tech to African nations. Camilla Cabello because she called Normani the n word. Kate Middleton because in this house we are Team Meghan baybeeeeeeee

📚 Worst book you've read lately!

Answered that previously!

🗣️ One sentence that would INSTANTLY make you lose respect for the person who said it.

🤢 Tell us a few of your "icks".

🧥 A clothing item, fashion trend or "aesthetic" you would rather die than put on your body.

YES YES THANK YOU I AM INVIGORATED BY EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO BE A HATER

🙄 What's an oddly specific pet peeve of yours?

Modern emo and the word "alt." I hate the use of the word "alt" and it's a red flag when people describe themselves as such. To me it's just a Very Online term that speaks to a lack of a local scene. I guess I was lucky to have a local punk scene in my very small Mississippi college town, and I feel like people who actually live the punk or metal lifestyles will just call themselves that. I see the word "alt" used by members of fandoms for bands that are so popular that there is absolutely no barrier to entry. The band members might have dumb haircuts or hair dye but the music will be the least offensive thing you've ever heard, their clothes will be spotless, the women will be shaved, and they will have a label and full management team organizing everything for them. And when I was young, emo was bands like Braid, Saves The Day, The Promise Ring, The Get Up Kids, Alkaline Trio, Hey Mercedes, et. al. Then emo went mainstream and the songs stopped being sad and heartfelt and turned into radio rock. That shit sucks! But seriously, we need local scenes again with local bands and punk houses and show spaces.

And in the true spirit of hateration, I will admit now that I have never heard a single Fallout Boy or My Chemical Romance song. I have never chosen to listen to any of their music and I couldn't pick out a single tune of either of theirs.

🤢 Tell us a few of your "icks".

White people putting on a blaccent to speak to me, Black biracials who are only Black sometimes (I'm looking at YOU Rashida Jones who called herself "ethnic" in the press until she started producing Claws which had a majority POC main cast and suddenly it became a smart financial move for her to publicly refer to herself as a Black woman), any person of color who prioritizes proximity to whiteness, folks who think they're gonna win a fucking award for not turning on their heat or AC, the trappings and dominant culture of heterosexuality, generational wealth, and any kind of deep religious faith but primarily devout Christianity.

I also wanna say that I'm really sick of queer people adopting straight white actresses as "gay icons." Gillian Anderson is gonna have to do no less than eat actual pussy for me to consider her a lesbian icon. I mean, she doesn't even play queer people in tv or movies, so how the fuck is she a lesbian icon? Same goes for Cate Blanchett, who by the way loves Roman Polanski and proudly advocates for his return to Hollywood. Honestly, y'all can keep her ass. There's only one heterosexual queer icon of an actress, and that's Natasha Lyonne. If I'm really vibing with another queer person and they start describing a breeder who named her kid after child rapists as an icon, sorry baby but it's a CHOP

🧥 A clothing item, fashion trend or "aesthetic" you would rather die than put on your body.

You will never catch me in low rise pants or pants with a bell bottom leg. The trifecta of "you look like shit" are definitely those low rise bell bottomed "yoga" pants with the V front. This new generation isn't brave enough to get bell bottoms that are long enough so everybody's pants are too short and they're all walking around looking like fucken ducks. That style of waistband plus them being too short makes your torso look too short.

*runs away in embarrassment (2nd time drawing your yume [HOW THE HECK DO I DRAW BEANS])*