Can I have some timberkon hcs as a ray day gift
Of course, anything for ray day
I think how they all got together was Tim and Bernard first, with Tim obviously working with Kon and they just had some homoerotic shit going on but because Tim had no idea both him and Bernard were poly he didnāt do anything about it, then Bernard met Kon and was like ācan we kiss that freak. Pleaseā so they did
When theyāre on superhero mission Bernard talks to them like an old Victorian widow until they get back, he has a long black robe, candelabra and everything, Tim and Kon adore it
They all take turns being the designated yapper but what happens a lot of the time is Kon listening to both of them go on about conspiracies at the same time and he just has to sit there
When/if they argue and donāt wanna sleep in the bed together itās Bernard on the bed, tim on the couch and Kon in the bath. Every time, mostly because someone always feels bad for Kon and kidnaps him so it ends the argument
They have a box of blue kryptonite on top of the fridge, they tell visitors itās sea glass (nobody believes them)
Both Tim and Bernard fall asleep only Kon pretty often and instead of moving them he justā¦ floats around with them still on top of him and hopes the donāt wake up when heās grabbing something high up because they will fall
Konās favourite of Timās siblings is Duke since they listen to the same music and he is generally cool, Bernardās favourite sibling of Timās is maps because they like yapping about detective shit together
In their shared apartment every single room has a conspiracy board in, Kon has no say in this he knows who heās dating, but thereās so many conspiracy boards.
It took Tim a year into the relationship with them both to realise he was poly, he was just like āyeah ok my boyfriend wants to kiss the guy I have the hots for thatās normal that Iām ok with thisā and he just.. didnāt realise for a year what that translated to
Bernard Cooks, Kon cleans and Tim pays for everything, theyāre all happy with that considering Tim keeps accidentally making mustard gas with cleaning products, Kon keeps setting the kitchen on fire and Bernard has no money
