Batboys who, when they’ve upset someone in their lives who they care about, just buy them copious amounts of things they like because that’s how Bruce tries to rectify his small mistakes with his children
Wally: Hey, Dick? Did you order basketball tickets?
Dick: Oh, yeah. Last week. I ate your leftovers and you were upset about it, so I got you tickets for your favorite team in apology.
Wally: …thank you? Weren’t these expensive though? It’s the finals.
Dick: :)
Roy: Hey, Jaybird, did you get a new toolbox?
Jason: It has your name engraved on it.
Roy: I saw that.
Jason: Apology for when I forgot to lock the bedroom door when you asked, and Lian walked in on us
Roy: That was, like, a month ago? And I wasn’t even mad?
Jason: Engraving takes a long time.
Tim: To make up for missing our last date due to work, I made reservations and laid out outfits for both of you on the bed.
Bernard (in the bedroom with Kon): I don’t remember these being in our closet?
Kon: Since when did you have that necklace?
Bernard: And you those earrings? Shit, is that diamond?
Kon: Oh, I see what’s happening. Tim does this when he feels guilty.
Bernard: I hate rich people so much.
Damian: Hello.
Jon (jumping): Oh…hey? How did you get here? And when? I thought you said you were busy today and couldn’t hang out.
Damian: Irrelevant. I have a gift.
Jon: Oh my god! Is that a signed guitar?
Damian: …do you like it?
Jon: Yes, duh. But, how? Why? When?
Damian (climbing out the bedroom): Bye.
Clark (walking into Jon’s room): Oh, you and Damian made up?
Jon: WE WERE FIGHTING?
(Bonus SuperBat)
Clark (to his mom on the phone, walking into his Daily Planet office): Me and B were in a bit of a fight last night. Nothing big, but I feel bad about it. He slept in the guest room- holy shit.
Martha: What? You ok?
Clark: Yeah, yeah. I just walked into my office and…like everything’s been upgraded?
Martha: …what?”
Clark: There’s a really nice keyboard and computer and one of those fancy desk chairs and…oh. Hey, B.
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Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?
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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?
Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.
-Later that day-
Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*
Batfam: *concerned*
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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.
This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.
It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.
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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *
A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.
the propaganda got to me… they’re distracting him so he gives up on detective-ing and pays attention to them (+bonus sketch below)
i really like drawing kon’s hair but i still can’t decide between a more canon accurate straight style that hangs over his face or the fanon curly hair that has more volume, so i’m compromising for now.
also the chemistry between bernard and kon could be great and i feel is underexplored in timberkon spaces. they’ve never met in canon but trust me on this one
