Batboys who, when they’ve upset someone in their lives who they care about, just buy them copious amounts of things they like because that’s how Bruce tries to rectify his small mistakes with his children
Wally: Hey, Dick? Did you order basketball tickets?
Dick: Oh, yeah. Last week. I ate your leftovers and you were upset about it, so I got you tickets for your favorite team in apology.
Wally: …thank you? Weren’t these expensive though? It’s the finals.
Dick: :)
Roy: Hey, Jaybird, did you get a new toolbox?
Jason: It has your name engraved on it.
Roy: I saw that.
Jason: Apology for when I forgot to lock the bedroom door when you asked, and Lian walked in on us
Roy: That was, like, a month ago? And I wasn’t even mad?
Jason: Engraving takes a long time.
Tim: To make up for missing our last date due to work, I made reservations and laid out outfits for both of you on the bed.
Bernard (in the bedroom with Kon): I don’t remember these being in our closet?
Kon: Since when did you have that necklace?
Bernard: And you those earrings? Shit, is that diamond?
Kon: Oh, I see what’s happening. Tim does this when he feels guilty.
Bernard: I hate rich people so much.
Damian: Hello.
Jon (jumping): Oh…hey? How did you get here? And when? I thought you said you were busy today and couldn’t hang out.
Damian: Irrelevant. I have a gift.
Jon: Oh my god! Is that a signed guitar?
Damian: …do you like it?
Jon: Yes, duh. But, how? Why? When?
Damian (climbing out the bedroom): Bye.
Clark (walking into Jon’s room): Oh, you and Damian made up?
Jon: WE WERE FIGHTING?
(Bonus SuperBat)
Clark (to his mom on the phone, walking into his Daily Planet office): Me and B were in a bit of a fight last night. Nothing big, but I feel bad about it. He slept in the guest room- holy shit.
Martha: What? You ok?
Clark: Yeah, yeah. I just walked into my office and…like everything’s been upgraded?
Martha: …what?”
Clark: There’s a really nice keyboard and computer and one of those fancy desk chairs and…oh. Hey, B.
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Damian: I still don’t understand, why did you break up with him?
Tim *in tears*: WE DIDNT, we’re taking a break…
Jason: Yeah, like that is gonna solve anything, at the end of the day you’re still gonna be in love with Superboy.
Tim: I KNOW! I’m betraying Bernard and it’s horrible because I still love him too…I don’t know what to do! *storms out of the living room*
Jason: We are just the best help in the world, aren’t we?
Damian: If he wanted emotional help, he should’ve went to Richard, but we truly can give him the best solution to his problem.
Jason *squints*: …how?
Damian: Well Connor is a very adventurous individual, especially in intimate endeavors and Bernard is somehow weirder than Gotham citizens, which I still don’t know how is possible.
Jason *very confused*: Okay…what does that have to do with anything?
Damian: Have you ever watched The Challengers before?
Jason: No, why am I supposed to?
Damian: Jason…Tim has two hands.
Cue Damian sending Bernard and Kon on a romantic getaway together while Tim wallows in self-pity so that they can start liking each other and eventually get accustomed to the idea of dating each other so Tim can have two boyfriends :)
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