Aug 8
That white boy’s bisexual greed sickens me
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That white boy’s bisexual greed sickens me
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Batboys who, when they’ve upset someone in their lives who they care about, just buy them copious amounts of things they like because that’s how Bruce tries to rectify his small mistakes with his children
Wally: Hey, Dick? Did you order basketball tickets?
Dick: Oh, yeah. Last week. I ate your leftovers and you were upset about it, so I got you tickets for your favorite team in apology.
Wally: …thank you? Weren’t these expensive though? It’s the finals.
Dick: :)
Roy: Hey, Jaybird, did you get a new toolbox?
Jason: It has your name engraved on it.
Roy: I saw that.
Jason: Apology for when I forgot to lock the bedroom door when you asked, and Lian walked in on us
Roy: That was, like, a month ago? And I wasn’t even mad?
Jason: Engraving takes a long time.
thank you for this great inspo
Damian: I still don’t understand, why did you break up with him?
Tim *in tears*: WE DIDNT, we’re taking a break…
Jason: Yeah, like that is gonna solve anything, at the end of the day you’re still gonna be in love with Superboy.
Tim: I KNOW! I’m betraying Bernard and it’s horrible because I still love him too…I don’t know what to do! *storms out of the living room*
Jason: We are just the best help in the world, aren’t we?
Damian: If he wanted emotional help, he should’ve went to Richard, but we truly can give him the best solution to his problem.
Jason *squints*: …how?
Damian: Well Connor is a very adventurous individual, especially in intimate endeavors and Bernard is somehow weirder than Gotham citizens, which I still don’t know how is possible.
Jason *very confused*: Okay…what does that have to do with anything?
Damian: Have you ever watched The Challengers before?
Jason: No, why am I supposed to?
Damian: Jason…Tim has two hands.
Cue Damian sending Bernard and Kon on a romantic getaway together while Tim wallows in self-pity so that they can start liking each other and eventually get accustomed to the idea of dating each other so Tim can have two boyfriends :)
Nightwing standing in front of the phone camera as Redhood records: every bird has its own mating call.
Nightwing: let’s listen to this one’s.
Nightwing turns showing Red Robin, Bernard and Superboy.
Red Robin, screaming metal: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Superboy:
Superboy: yeah, I don’t think I can do that-
Bernard: AHHHHHHHH!
Nightwing:
Nightwing: we can’t post this.
Redhood: it’s live.
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Love TimBernKon bc usually ships have opposing dynamics but with those guys it’s just
Kon: Wait, you're bi?!?!
Bart: *wheeze*
Tim: I do not see how that is currently relevant to our situation-
Kon: AND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?!?!
Cassie: *pats Kon's shoulder*
Tim: YES, NOW FOCUS- *gets thrown by a tentacle*
Kon: SO YOU'RE SAYING WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME
Kon: So you know how we were kissing in the park yesterday?
Tim: How could I forget?
Kon: Yeah. So like, did you tell your family that you're dating me and Bernard?
Tim: Why would I do that, I like it when they're not privy to my love life.
Kon: Right, right. Anyway, Steph thinks you're cheating on Bernard with me. I can hear her ranting about it right now.
Tim: She's projecting because she cheated on her ex with me.
Kon: Hm. Well the rest of your family, sans Cass, seems pretty up in arms about it too.
Tim: Dick is also projecting. The rest of them, I don't care, I think it's funny when they're confused.