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Jungkook: jimin watch out, I think moto moto likes you.

Taehyung: *emerges out of water*

I like em’ bi-

Because why not

Spending the holidays with Seokjin would include...

Days dedicated to purely baking together. Friends, family, and outside world whomst? Him? You? Never. Not when you have each other and the monumental task of Christmas baking. There is, however, some dispute regarding the better baker between the two of you which inevitably leads to mini food fights.

"Jin. You did not," Scowling heavily, you slowly raise a hand to wipe at whatever sticky substance your idiotic boyfriend had poured onto your head. "Molasses? Really?"

He has the audacity to look outrageously pleased with himself, his smile smug as he nonchalantly sticks a finger into the gingerbread dough for a taste.

"Needed it for the gingerbread," He shrugs and shoots you a lazy wink. "So yeah. That happened."

"Pouring molasses on my head."

"Oh absolutely. It's necessary. For the structural integrity and flavor development of the gingerbread."

You scoff and opt for an eyeroll in lieu of a reply, instead stealthily grabbing the closest ingredient behind your back without him noticing. Flour. How cliche. Yanking the paper bag closer, you stuff your hand in, grabbing as much as you can.

"So," You cough awkwardly, shoving the bag back into place and folding your hands together behind your back. "To develop the taste of the gingerbread you had to cover my head in molasses?"

Jin eyes your fidgeting form suspiciously before returning to stealing fingerfuls of cookie dough. "Yeah. Had to start somewhere. Plus you're salty and it's sweet so I balanced it. All the work of a great chef."

Inwardly glaring, you pout slightly and walk towards him, an extra sway in your hips. "And here I was thinking it was because you wanted to eat me."

His eyes widen and his mouth drops for a second before it closes again, a smirk forming on his plush lips. "Who says that I don't?"

He pulls you close to him until there's no space left between you, noses brushing against each other and your breath mingling with his. Still smirking, he cups your jaw and trails the tips of his fingers up along the side of your face until they stop to push back a stray wisp of hair.

"Guess I'll have to clean you up."

It's your turn to smirk now as you push up on your tiptoes to brush your lips against his, "Or maybe not."

"Wha-"

Before he has the chance to react, you lean back and throw your handful of flour over him, gleefully cackling all the while.

"Vengeance. This is for dousing me in molasses when I said that your gingerbread had too much of it."

Wearing matching Christmas sweaters. Ugly ones. For the entirety of the week leading up to Christmas, neither you nor Jin can be seen without your ugly Christmas couple sweaters. The first Christmas you're together, you show up to Hoseok's Christmas party hand in hand wearing Christmas sweaters featuring mistletoe and genitalia. (The youngest among you, particularly Taehyung and Jungkook, thought they were hilarious but Hoseok made the both of you change.)

Jin attempting to peek at all of his Christmas presents. He knows you buy them early and hide them around the apartment so he digs around from room to room looking for them. One time you found him perched on the fire escape, madly shaking a tiny box in his hand.

"What are you doing?"

He jumps and tosses the small box in the air, eyes widening in horror as he watches it plummet to the ground.

"N-nothing! Nothing! Nothing at all. What, um, just by the way, it's not important but, uh, what-" Clearing his throat, he pauses and grins at you anxiously- "what was that?"

"A toothbrush. My dentist sends them every Christmas."

"Oh."

Visibly relieved, he beams and cheerfully makes to move away but halts as you step in his way, arms crossed.

"So, Kim Seokjin, what was it that you were doing just now?"

He squirms uncomfortably under your gaze and suddenly appears to find the wall behind you very interesting.

"Checking whether our fire escape works? These kinds of things...are faulty, right? So I have to check them and yeah, I'm really concerned...about our safety...here."

Making cheesy faces at each other as you exaggeratedly mouth the words to old Christmas music.

Driving out to see the houses decorated with lights and just sitting there nearby in Jin's car with you pulled into his lap, watching the lights flicker.

Mini fits of bickering about who's hogging the blankets although the issue is always resolved with Jin making one last complaint and simply pulling you into him.

"There. Now we're both warm under the blankets."

Attempting to share a scarf when you're out together and you forget yours. Jin always lets out little complaints and nags but you know he doesn't mind when he unwinds the scarf around your neck and slings half of it around your own. In all honesty, it's more trouble than it's worth because he has to stoop a little so that you're comfortable and you can't move without slightly choking him. He usually gives up after five minutes and hands you the whole scarf, opting to pull on the hood of his jacket.

Competitively playing Mario Kart in both the early and late hours of the day.

"Jinnie dear?

A muffled groan and then the crinkle of sheets as the tired brunette rolls to face you.

"Yeah?"

"You wanna play Mario Kart?"

He groans, voice husky from just waking, and throws an arm over his eyes.

"It's-" He risks a glance at the bedside clock, eyes squinting at the dim light- "Darling, it's three in the morning."

"But Jinnie, it's Christmas. And it's Mario Kart."

A sigh.

"Oh fine, alright."

"Yay!"

Getting each other the worst possible gifts for fun. It started with him gifting you underwear equipped with deodorant one year. (The boys loved that.) The next, you retaliated with a scarf that gave him saggy boobs. Eventually the gifts evolved into a competition to find the worst present. To say that this is one of your favorite traditions isn't a lie.

Strategically placing sprigs of mistletoe in various places in hopes of catching unsuspecting victims. Once, Hoseok and Taehyung got caught under one. Their forced kiss and immediate disgust is forever immortalized in your camera. Jin likes to casually reference it when they get obnoxious.

The cookies and milk you leave out for Santa disappearing every year. The first couple of years you were confused about their disappearance, especially when Jin was equally mystified by the phenomenon. Then, one Christmas eve, you stayed awake and waited (despite all of Jin's teasing). Barely five minutes past twelve, there was a small clink from the living room. You had crept down the stairs and hid yourself in a corner only to find your boyfriend. His back was facing you, shoulders shaking, as he shoved cookies in his mouth by the handful. To this day he still claims that he has no idea how the cookies disappear.

"Santa must be eating them."

"Oh really..."

"Yep. It's so cool. Like all of my childhood dreams are coming true."

"You, sir, are full of shit."

Jin smiles and wraps his arms around you, nuzzling his nose into your hair.

"You love me."

Taking naps together on Christmas day because honestly, neither of you have had a full night's rest for all of December. You usually protest a bit, wanting to stay awake all of Christmas but then Jin takes you by the hand and tugs you into bed. If you're feeling especially squirmish, he'll drape himself and about ten blankets over you until you settle down. Jin always falls asleep first, often to the feeling of you softly threading your fingers through his hair and humming Christmas music under your breath.

Caption this:

“The face you make when you sit down to write but then you don’t know what to write”

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Jungkook:

The waitress came over with two plates. She placed your fettuccine alfredo in front of you and you were practically drooling over it. You hadn’t eaten all day mainly because you were making room for this dinner.

“And for you, a salad”, the waitress said.

You immediately snap your head up. Ha- Jungkook getting a salad, that is funny. This dude loves meat and you’re pretty sure he ordered a steak or something.

Jungkook awkwardly smiles and nods and the waitress leaves.

You raise your eyebrow in confusion. 

“Didn’t you order a-”, you started and Jungkook nodded. “So why did you-”, you continue and he shrugs. He was too shy to correct the waitress on his order. 

His cheeks are red and you start chuckling.  “Okay- If you aren’t doing anything. I will”, you say while still chuckling.

“Wait Y/N-”, he says. “EXCUSE ME!”, you started to wave down a nearby waitress. “Oh god-”, Jungkook mumbles.

Taehyung:

The waiter brings over the bill then walks away.

 Taehyung leans back in his seat, satisfied with the meal.  “I got this”, he says, stretching out his arm for the bill and you slam down your hand on the table to stop him. “No it’s okay, it’s my turn to pay the bill”, you say. 

Taehyung always seems to pay the bill and you hate that he does that. One time he even paid before the dinner was even over- you didn’t even get a chance.

“Y/N, seriously”, he says while trying to pry your hand from the bill.

“Seriously”, you say and then you place your other hand on the bill trying to overpower him- it didn’t work.

“You really wanna do this?”, he says.

“I’m doing this”, you say awkwardly. “Yeah?”, he says questioning you and you nod in response.

Jimin:

“Y/N, then we were fighting around and then-”, Jimin was speaking then suddenly you hear a boom followed by a bunch of glass shattering.  You look up from your soup and see Jimin sitting on the ground and a waitress looking at all the plates she just dropped in horror. 

“Oh my god- I’m so sorry!”, Jimin said while standing up. A bunch of nearby customers looked over at what was happening and you started to laugh.

Jimin fell off his chair, and he managed to make the waitress lose her balance.

“I’m so sorry!”, he says again. “It’s fine”, the waitress says.

“Are you alright? Did you get cut by glass?”, you asked while laughing.

“I’m okay!”, he said immediately. “I’m sorry-”, he continued apologizing. 

The waitress chuckles and motions for him to sit down. “No really, it’s okay, this happens a lot”, she says as she bends down to pick up the bigger pieces of glass. You were still laughing as Jimin sat down. “Y/N stop, it’s not funny”, he said trying to hold back his own laughter.

Caption this:

“The face you make when you don’t know anyone in the room so you just start drowning yourself with water to avoid any human contact”

That got a little too real- but I have been in this situation many times.

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