#bear tw

I haven’t been bothered by these animals on my photography trips so I know my fear is completely irrational. The chances of this happening are super small. But not zero. 

*distant roar and clanking of chains*

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The @aniu-fanartfunart header, since it was brought up. Lol.

𝐼𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑑... | 𝐽𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑤𝑠

A bear walks into a bar. The owner says "what would you like?" The bear goes " I would like a glass of water....................................with some ice please." The bartender asks "why the long pause?' The bear says " I was born with them"