I'll take your Steve Harrington as Sabrina Carpenter or Taylor Swift or Chappell Roan headcanons... and I raise you mine.
Steve Harrington as Kesha.
Give me a revamped tour for recession pop, reformed party king, Steve Harrington.
Start him off with "Take It Off" and "Blow" and "TiK ToK" and "Blah Blah Blah"; the life the crowd still expects him to live, only to follow it up with "Hate Me Harder"
Let him prance on that stage and belt out "YIPPEE-KI-YAY" and have former dealer Eddie (who didn't deal to people he knew, until Steve - who finally saw first hand what the party life was doing to him and they turned their lives around together) come out on stage to back him up in a metal edition of T-Pain's remix the minute the "hoes meet down at the trailer park" line graces the mic.
Let him sing "Backstabber" and "DELUSIONAL" to a livid Tommy Hagan in the crowd, years after Tommy (or honestly whatever other past love interest you want) left him when he decided to turn his life around and got "less fun", at a hometown show, while Eddie hangs off him - let him make pointed eye contact.
Give me Steve serenading Eddie to "Your Love Is My Drug" and "All I Need Is You" and "Finding You"
Let him finish with "Let 'Em Talk" with Corroded Coffin fully backing him up Jeff, Gareth, and Freak still confused as hell because this is NOT their music, but it's catchy as shit and seeing Steve and Eddie together and healthy makes them happy.
Hell, have him do it all in lingerie as a reference to the Tits Out Tour - have ALL of them in leather and lingerie if you want.
I just need someone else to see my vision, PLEASE.
