#battaton

I also haven’t thought too much about their dynamic short of “I like this ship, and I like this other ship, so why not combine them?” But, now that you’ve asked, I have this mental image of Battat and Mettaton fighting with each other over who gets Tenna (Mettaton very specifically pointing out that Battat already has two partners, and Battat saying that doesn’t mean he can’t have three, besides, you’re not even from this world!), while Tenna sits in the back trying to figure out how he has two hot guys fighting over him what is even happening is he dead is he hallucinating

And anyways I also think Battat and Mettaton as Rivals-who-share-a-boyfriend-to-Lovers is really funny. Like, in the above yelling scenario, eventually they go from yelling at each other to yelling at each other and then making out, and Tenna is still in the back watching like, oh wow okay that’s. That’s really hot actually. Wow, yeah, just–just. Wow yeah okay.

Battat tops Tenna, and Mettaton tops Battat.

I just keep giving Battat polycules huh. He gets all the boyfriends. For what it’s worth, the other Mikes are supportive of whatever this is, and Battat is with them more, since Tenna and Mettaton are both at Mettaton’s house (Mettaton just turned his bedroom into a very small dark world and just leaves out through the door instead of sealing the fountain. His cousins are concerned, but Mad Dummy/Mew Mew does enjoy sneaking in for fantasy adventure purposes. Has walked in on him and Tenna before. Nobody was pleased by this.)