Another Victory For Complaining A Whole Lot!

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kill, because the impossible interests everyone

kill, because I have many enemies after July 5, 1994

marry, because I'd be hilarious at a wedding and divorce exists

Good question

Kill, because I'm not hot and I'm too unstable for a healthy marriage

Kill, I hope, cuz I’m aroace and would really rather not fuck or marry anyone

marry, because i think people like me at least enough to not want to kill me and i would rather not think about them wanting to fuck me

I prommy you would be a marry in 90% of cases (I thought about this after I hit post and I think it really depends who the other people are yknow? Like if I’m up against Trump I’m definitely gonna live)

im curious about the other 10 percent bc only one person has unironically expressed a desire to fuck me and no one has ever unironically threatened to murder me personally

I don’t know who the 10 percent is, but I am positive there are people I would rather marry than you

oh you’re saying you specifically i thought you were saying a general 90% of people would pick to marry me 💀

Oh. Well I don’t think you’re particularly murderable so?