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Among the sizeable portion of humanity who would believe the Eridian footage to be faked, I wonder if “yeah, and Dr. Grace went to live on Erid in a beautiful biodome” becomes the new “we sent your dog to live on a farm upstate”

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tongue-twists

btw dating sucks as a concept.

tongue-twists

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

tongue-twists

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

villain-offical

Contrary to popular belief, there are many benefits to being a hostage. Such as:

1. Free food and shelter

2. You won't have to work retail

3. The Aura

4. You can meet new people

5. You get to serve me as your evil overlord

6. The spiders

7. You're allowed to attend evil game night

8. I'm literally nice

9. And a heap of other things

10. I didn't wanna leave the list on an uneven number

11. I almost forgot about the decor

arandolitwtcfan

You ended it at an uneven number.

villain-offical

No

arandolitwtcfan

Try dividing 11 by 2 then,it's not possible without decimals so therefore you ended it at an uneven number.

villain-offical

11 only has two numbers in it

chemical-bunz

Funniest Option.

femminger

Wait are we actually not going to talk about the canon mike reveal

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cheriecore

happy ending

nerdman23

Flowey and Hatsune Miku team up gonna go crazy.

disposablechimera

bapple117

I was going through some of my OLD reblogs on my old tumblr acc from like 2015 and found this absolute gem of a post and had to reshare on here

aiden-reborgs

@bill-cipher-offical

bill-cipher-offical

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT’S ME! LOOK AT HIM GO!

rika-mortis

So I watched the movie

cutecreepycryptids

new cryptid everyone!

runcibility

archive link so you don't have to give wapo clicks

notahorseindisguise

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

mysticorset

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

notahorseindisguise

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

hiveswap

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

midnight-revolucion

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

notahorseindisguise

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

marlinspirkhall

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

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stephenroot

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

swordshapedleaves

It's not even that they kill you. Lots of contrarian passively suicidal people hear that they kill you and they think "oh cool. Whatever."

They make your hands cold. They give you little asshole pucker wrinkles around your mouth. They kill you so fucking slow. Make it so your lungs hurt all the time. They make every cold a chest cold that takes months to go away. They suck your money out bit by bit, every day forever. Just be a little bit more poor forever until they kill you in fifty years. They kill you for fifty years. Just a little shorter of breath, just a little colder, heart beating a little too fast. And the longer you go, the harder it is to quit.

You're depressed and nicotine is an anti-depressant as well as a stimulant. It helps ease that crushing void in your soul just a little bit. Puts a little bit of energy in your steps. Until it doesn't. Until all you can think about is when your next smoke break is. Until you're sixty five and in the hospital because you need emergency surgery on an clogged artery and you're attempting suicide by willful medical neglect because getting the surgery that will save your life will mean not smoking a cigarette for three whole days.

aleatoryw

every morning i can hear my neighbor outside smoking. i can hear him because he is coughing: raspy, dry, painful sounding hacking cough. he is outside before the sun comes up, sometimes twice between when i wake up (5am) and when i leave for work (6am). he is outside when it is 100 degrees and smoky, when it is negative 20, when it is soaking wet.

some days my coworker checks his phone over and over, waiting for direct deposit to hit so he can buy cigarettes. even if you never get sick, smoking takes your choices away. you have to go sit outside alone in the cold first thing in the morning. you have to spend the first $12 of your paycheck on another pack. and you smell gross the entire time.

sasuke-thoughts

the constant nausea :(

#smoking kills you #it kills you slow and it kills you painful #and when you die #someone else will be left to pick up the ashes #and wonder if they could have done more to stop you #source: my dad was a smoker. my dad is now dead.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

since i made this post, i’ve had multiple women telling me they would absolutely hunt down a whale for an extended period out of a bloodthirsty desire for vengeance, and i want to apologize for engaging in gender stereotypes

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1221

no-one-offical

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writing-prompt-s

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

issabella

teaboot

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

iameatingrocks

What happened afterwards?

teaboot

My mom showed up

micaxiii

when will mom show up and stop the international situation regarding nuclear weapons

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1220

no-one-offical

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i-am-a-fish

Is it ok if i swear?

somethin-gay-deactivated2018020

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

f

yes go on

im nervous

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

fu…

fuc

fuck.

fuck

fuck!

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

twilaflapplesnaps-deactivated20

calm down buddy

i-am-a-fish

sorry…

somebody-cool-blog1

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

i-am-a-fish

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

i-am-a-fish

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

styx-n-stone

Amazing

i-am-a-fish

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

good-alter-ego

@no-one-offical

no-one-offical

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pebble-the-greater

I like to imagine that all the "Eridian [...] committee" comics happen right after each other and grace just has three ridiculously large piles of cards and each time he gets a new one, it's then sorted into "vaguely threatening", "actual compliments" and "relentlessly horny"

skymantle

ANGEL, ANGEL

kitten-kokomo

Hi hello this is haunting

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