#bat thoughts

In Batman the Animated Series, there's an episode where Bruce is knocked out and asleep for over half the episode and this nerdy kid Sherman and his friend are looking after him so the Penguin can't find him. The whole time Batman's supposed to be asleep and the eyes on his mask never close, which made me realise like a dumbass, he could be asleep in his Batman suit - or just his cowl and no one would know. It would be hilarious to me if one of the batfam or maybe even Justice League members (most likely Clark) were in the cave, had a full conversation with a sleeping Bruce, and did not even know it, cause they're used to him being eerily silent. So Clark could be full-on venting to him about his love life or idk the struggle of Superman, and when he's done go with a sigh: "Thanks for Listening B."

A Red Hood who never got revealed to the batfam as Jason cleaning up his act and joining the Titans and being really secretive about his personal life but becoming good friends with Dick. Maybe Roy is the only one he tells or something.

It's not like his identity is a big deal it's just... It's been so long it would be weird and uncomfortable to reintegrate with the family.

But he does well over time and eventually gets invited to the JL and then after *all that* he gets outed by his Zeta Tube designation.

He honestly forgot he had one.

got tagged by @faeriiefire and had to think about this one for a bit as well. ————-

upon defeating me (which was a tough battle since I don’t go down easily) you are left puzzled as I have disappeared in smoke with no body and have thrown this chest at you.

[Common ]

+ a small key chain ornament- the chain loop is broken, like some one stepped on it. Still you can tell it was loved. + a plastic spoon — you arent entirely sure what this is for. Some how you get the feeling it was not for eating. +pair of sunglasses— helps the wearer with sunlight sensitivity. + a packet of Churu- you quickly put it back in the chest having a feeling something is watching you angrily. + +a stick of scented chapstick- it’s pomegranate berry flavored

[ Uncommon ]

+ specialized pain relief Liquid Capsules (+ temporary 1HP) — removes one mental ailment… once . + a tablet pen — you here a mischievous giggle from it and when you look away even though it was in your hand, it is now some where else. . + a bat themed medical mask- gives resistance to one element for 100 turns. + wireless headphones — advantage on dexterity based checks

[Rare ]

+ a pair of batteries- gives extended life to one device once. + a tablet— you feel a strange power from it but what this power is you can’t tell. It’s locked taunting you with the lock screen photo of the secrets that might be with in?(what weird combination did the original owner used) + a bat ring— resembles a small group of bats in flight. Very well loved. You feel the eyes on you again..

[ Legendary ]

+ a very old and very well cared for stuffed tiger plushie- you wonder about that Japanese myth that items gain a soul. You swear the tiger is glaring at you and blinked. + a pair of spooky witchy moon cat earrings- now you are certain something is watching you. There is a theme with all these orange cats.

you split the items between your party but leave the stuffed tiger and earrings even though your cleric says the stuffed tiger had a free revive. You hope what ever thing growling at you in a feline way will accept the legendary items as tribute and high tail it out of there.

(baby would go ballistic and turn into the vengeance cat fae she is XD you know those videos where the cat takes on the robber as an agent of the abyss. Yeaaaaaah she’d be that cat….. don’t steal her human from her.)

don’t let the cute fool you

gentle tags to @theya-art, @wyfyoyo, @unovafarm, and @sootycrowbait

Όλα στροβιλιζουν

Τον κήπο στολίζουν

Στην άκρη του γκρίζου

Τα χέριά μου αγγίζουν...