Jan 1, 2022
A barrista walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Finally decided to come work, cutiepie?😏" The barrista promptly blushes, for he has not aquired the nessasary skills on dealing with the little gay thoughts in his brain.
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A barrista walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Finally decided to come work, cutiepie?😏" The barrista promptly blushes, for he has not aquired the nessasary skills on dealing with the little gay thoughts in his brain.
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Me, looking at all of the liquid ingredients: i don’t know how to tell you this
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Me, last night, working at bar during the Oscars.
2015 walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
"I don’t think so," says 2015, and places an order for world peace and prosperity.
The bartender smirks. “Ack, there’ll be plenty of time for that. Why don’t you start with a gym membership and a new sweater?”
2015 relented. One month into the gym membership, 2015 was too full to go on and threw a twenty dollar bill onto the bar.
"Keep the change," 2015 said and walked back to the future.
Descartes: *walks into bar*
Bartender: Can I make you a drink?
Descartes: No, I don't think so. *disappears*
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