#banger!

[Video Description:] A tweet by @/Condifiction, reading "Another week another music prompt. I went a lil silly with this one", attached is a video of his music software as it plays the song he wrote.

Condi then replies to himself with "For the record, I don't know how to sing metal vocals. Or produce them. Or produce any vocals at all, really.

The prompt this time was 'Chillin on the beach and a seagull steals your sandwich'". [End Video Description]

[Transcript of the lyrics:

[No music intro with beach ambience background]

Wow! What a beautiful day at the beach, the sun is shining! The wind is blowing! And, [pauses to sniff] ah, can you smell that? The salt is in the air!

Oh there's nowhere I'd rather be than right here, right now with you; my favorite sandwich. And that seagull with a sandwich that suspiciously looks like my-

[Gasp] no-

[Music kicks in]

THATS MY FUCKING SANDWICH, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

That is my sandwich,

Inside your maw!

I want it back,

Or so help me god.

You'll rue the day

You took from me!

Cause you'll lie dead,

From my glock 19.