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Customer: I can't believe the year is almost over! Me: Yah, soon we'll all have 20/20 vision.

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E. Ray
So, like, guys.
This morning I was working out, and a new song by Linkin Park came on, and it sounded exactly like Linkin Park circa 2001, and I was like, guys, it’s 2017, aren’t you supposed to be over this by now?
And then I thought about myself.
Badum-ching.
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And, like guys.
I’ll have you know I typed the first draft of this on my iPhone, and “badum-ching” autocorrected to Badum-Ching, and I was like, oh, Badum-Ching, I wonder if that’s a hyphenated last name that exists in our Very Modern World. So, I LinkedIn-ed it, and it’s not, so now I know there’s a programmer at Apple named Badum or Ching who has the hots for someone with the last name Ching or Badum.
And I know that if “badum-ching” stops autocorrecting to “Badum-Ching” that the romance is over.
Or, I guess they could keep it programmed in anyway. Like if Ching/Badum is a nostalgic softie. Doesn’t want to forget what once was.
Or, I suppose, forgets it altogether.
The End.
Why are three millennia year old poems so epic
Arson scene: (torched with whale oil)
Jackson: “Smells fishy, all right.”
The Drag Muggles had an amazing field trip today to see "The Golden Girlz Live" starring Alaska Thunderfuck, Jackie Beat, Sherry Vine, Drew Droege and Sam Pancake!! We also got to meet the incredible Bianca del Rio and Katya and her mother, Pat! Our hearts are full, our legs are jealous and we feel unstoppable in our new Alaska hats. Eyes up here, please. 👑⚡️ Drag Muggles has been on an epic hiatus but may be returning to your feeds in the near future so prepare your ear holes for an all-you-can-hear pun buffet that will never leave you smorgasbored. You are welcome. 💋👠 #dragmuggles #podcast #dragqueens #dragshow #goldengirlzlive #goldengirls #cavernclub #casitadecampo #apeacheschristproduction #alaskathunderfuck #sherryvine #drewdroege #jackiebeat #sampancake #biancadelrio #katyazamolodchikova #rainbowheartexplosion #badumching #knockingyououtwithourpunchlines (at The Cavern Club Celebrity Theater)

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me in 5 hours when i wake up. #badumching #wampwamp #nyuknyuk
Watching Bob Ross. Again.
Bob: I’m using a fan brush...
Me: They cosplay...
Jim: and write fan-fiction.
Me: Right! Because...
Me & Jim: FAN BRUSH!