Behold!! My Bad Chowders AU!!

I basically wanted to do a fun thing with the bad crowd where they work at a shitty (and shady) pizza joint There are currently two specials, The Bluster Blast, which is literally just a stinkweed shake, for $15 - and The Bluster Bust, which is just a pizza with Bluster's favorite toppings, it goes for $70 but is usually 'on sale' for $50 so it convinces customers that it's 'a good deal and they'll totally wanna buy it'

Here are the idiots!!

Bluster's the manager but he also works at the register, believing that the customers wanna see the 'face of the franchise'

Malcom's the one who's actually making these shoddy ass meals, (somehow he causes the least accidents in the kitchen)

Robbie's delivery!! But she's also pretty handy, so she seconds as a mechanic when uh.... things go south...

Bad crowd before the divorce lol

The fact that Bluster has a whole room filled with a bunch of photos of himself makes me laugh so bad lmao

Blusterland.