I guess the Roku Channel didn’t shell out for the good captioning service. These were observed while watching a very terrible sci-fi movie called “Star Crash”.
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I guess the Roku Channel didn’t shell out for the good captioning service. These were observed while watching a very terrible sci-fi movie called “Star Crash”.

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people in movie: speaking in chinese (and once japanese)
me: oh i wonder what they’re saying! i should look at the subtitles!
subtitles:
this isn’t the only time btw <3 i just didn’t take pictures every time bc it happened so fucking often
Also fun fact! The singing one? I’m 99% sure the “non-english singing” was the fucking NATIONAL ANTHEM. If they’re not going to tell me what’s being said, at least they can tell me generally what song it is??? Idk, SEEMS IMPORTANT…
As someone who has done some caption work, seeing bad captions hurts me so much. Like it almost physically pains me.
Whether the timing is off, the spelling is wrong, or when you can tell there is a computer automatic process that no one double checked it; I get so close to losing my goddamn mind.
For example, the captions for the show that my parents are currently watching - Foyle’s War - all the apostrophes are fours.
“We4ll wait.”
“She4s right over there.”
“I can4t do it. It4s just to hard.”
“Jame4s son is over there.”
Out of all the caption errors I have seen, this one…
This one I hate so goddamn much. I hate it.
choose your fighter:
lets start september 24 off right with a quote
“film wasent invented it was stumbled upon”
- crash course film #1
and
“one small step for me, one giant step for kinetoscope parlors”
- by me

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..okay I know this isn’t my Hamilton blog but I Need people to hear how badly they’re mangling Lafayette’s name
also please turn on the captions , which add to the Disaster Trainwreck of it all 90000 times
What cc you are drunk go home!