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"they'd kill you if they were real btw" SHUDDUPPPPPPP

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hey mona! i hope life hasn't been too awful to you <3 been a fan of your fanfics for awhile now,, they always have me giggling and twirling my hair
could you perchance write hcs/scenarios about how the ranfren characters would react to someone else trying to flirt with the reader ;3
flirty | hcs
➷ Paring - Multi x Gn!Reader [Randal's Friends / Ranfren]
➷ cws - jealous behavior. thats all
a/n - main cast. also nobody told me university would be this fr. like who even needs accounting
Luther
he’s incredibly aware all the time. his gaze is already locked the second someone starts lingering too long or smiling too much at you. and instead of reacting outwardly right away, he just gets strangely attentive
he’s moving to fix your collar. or brush hair out of your face. perhaps resting a hand against the back of your chair while listening to the conversation like nothing’s wrong. he's quick to just focus his attention on just you
if they’re persistent? Luther starts asking them questions — very polite ones. their pastimes. what exactly they do during the day. how often they brush their teeth. all with that flat expression while they visibly start sweating under the pressure. then he’ll point out little negative traits. saying something along the lines of “oh. (Y/N) is not a fan of that sort of stuff.” just to push them out of the conversation
so someone flirting with you around Luther usually ends with them feeling vaguely humiliated
Randal
Randal gets involved because he thinks it’s funny at first. he’s absolutely the type to wedge himself physically between you and the other person while still acting playful about it
but that lasts for approximately 3 minutes before he catches on and immediately sours. then he makes it his mission to overperform
someone calls you cute and suddenly he’s hanging all over you with this huge grin on his face, squeezing your cheeks, pulling you against him, going “i knowwww aren’t they just adorable? cute cute cute…” while staring directly at the person flirting with you
he’ll go as far to give you hickey right then and there. just to prove a point
Nyen
Nyen is genuinely awful at hiding irritation. someone starts flirting with you and suddenly he’s just there. did he walk over? was he already standing there?? who knows. all you know is he’s too close now
stands close enough that the other person has to acknowledge him (he doesn't respond)
his eyes twitch once like he’s getting progressively more irritated but doesn’t interrupt the conversation immediately because there’s something strangely entertaining to him about watching the person get uncomfortable on their own
eventually, it’ll boil over to where he just decides to slide a built arm around your waist, hands clutched onto the cloth/flesh. like it belongs to him. it takes everything in him to not slash the other's neck and drag you away
“we’re leaving."
Nyon
you wouldn't know he's seizing with jealousy because he's not good with confrontation
prefers to drift closer without saying anything, standing just inside your space in an attempt to drag your attention away. but that most likely wouldn't work because he's already made a habit of hovering around you. he just hopes you notice how uncomfortable this makes him
Nyon reacts more afterwards, asking about it later in a quiet voice. though, there's no softness behind it. his face starts sweating and turning red as he even thinks about the situation
“do you like them?”
he has to be comforted after, or else he’ll avoid you for days
Sebastian
gets sooo insecure
he tries hard to convince himself it's not a big deal, but he looks like he's about to throw up when he realizes what's happening
an awful feeling of inadequacy settles in especially if the person seems confident or put together. he starts comparing automatically — the way they talk or whether they’re making you laugh more than he usually can
Sebastian starts trying way too hard to compensate. like he has to battle for your attention now. weirdly trying to prove he knows you better without saying it outright. but it becomes obvious to everyone there what he's trying to do, and you have to awkwardly excuse you both so you can tell him to relax
it takes some convincing (aka a kiss) for him to stop tweaking out. physically wipes sweat
found your new account! I reported and blocked the hacker! glad you made a new one! 💗💗
anywho can I get the family with a reader that dyes their hair A LOT
one day it’s blue next hour it’s pink and a week later purple ? THANK YOU!
IVORY FAMILY WITH A READER WHO DYES THEIR HAIR A LOT
a/n: ahhh thank you! i also did to. im just glad i made a new one. i cant make a master list yet because idk if i wanna write for different fandoms yet ૮(˶ㅠ︿ㅠ)ა! i need recommendations baddd
warning: none really , nyen is a warning and randal is also .
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A/n - OKAY.. sososoooo sorry I've been inactive on this blog.. I got caught up in life and this is my apology!!! A 1.5k self-indulgent Randal drabble!!
Please be kind this is my first fic...like ever... I've only made friend fiction before this
CW. forced kiss, reader being referred to as pet + wife (no pronouns used though), implied kidnapping (reader is Randal's pet), Randal being a freak (sfw), NOT PROOF READ, reader is kinda quiet, CRINGE.
okok... ill stop yapping.. fic after break!!
Sometimes you just have to read a text that describes how a fictional character you love in an unhealthy way loves and desires you, and then go on with your life.

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Hi can you write Randal x gn reader dating headcanons
a/n: eek omg ranfren request... heh and I JUST made a playlist for this freak too
randal x gn! reader crushing / dating headcanons
crushing
randal having a crush on you includes:
stalking - it's obvious and weird to everyone around you. only thing is he doesn't consider it stalking. to him, he's just gathering information on you! // he can't have his future partner dissatisfied!
delusions - even if you don't consider the two of you a couple, valid seeing as you don't even know him yet, he treats it as if you already are! he'll come back home and brag to everyone else in the house about how GREAT his sweetheart is! ahh, they were so cute today!! // no one listens to him.
clinging - once he does approach you, he never fucking leaves. glued to the hip! even if you don't want him to be. it's so odd- you'll go somewhere like a store or market, maybe a walk in the woods, and he just appears wherever you are!! // he honestly thinks you guys are already a thing.
bluntness - since he's so sure you're already together, he's very straight forward. if you look particularly good one day, there's no hiding his already frequent nosebleeds. he's always quick to very bluntly tell you he loves you (actually says he'd make room in his skin for you, but it's the same thing to him).
dating
dating randal includes:
biting - biting. and lots of it. maybe gnawing is the right word. gnawing like a chewtoy. don't get confused, it's not sexual in any sense... to you, at least. it's very much like how a cat bites. nips at fingertips are a way he'll show he likes you (if it wasn't obvious enough before).
likeeee this! (burger = ARM)
even more stalking - now that you're actually, officially his partner (he was hurt to find out you weren't before), the stalking increases tenfold. and yet again, he still doesn't see it as stalking. he assumes that you know he is always with you, no matter where you are. so he assumes that the two of you are just hanging out and bonding.
guess what he's even clingier now - if you thought it was bad before, this is disabling. like there is almost no moment where he is not actively trying to meld his body onto yours like a parasite. will piggyback ride whenever he feels like it.
even stranger comments - no need to explain on this one I think.
matching everything - phone charms, stickers, keychains, pins, nail polish, profile pictures, shirts, pants, underwear, socks, everything.
music - a personal headcanons of mine is that randal thinks he's the best at everything he does. which also means he thinks he's just amazing with instruments. makes the worst absolute SLOP for you.
RANFREN IN 2026 HOORAY
could you do hcs of the catmen + luther (separately or together 😏) w/ an afab reader who is always begging during sex like it's crazy
don't die ok
HAAHHAA I won't die probably maybe only a little (had to go to a dr today because my body is actively trying to kill me) LETS GET IT OOONNNNN
Headcanons under cut since nsfw :))))
☕︎ RANFREN HEADCANONS LUTHER