The High Lords as quotes from my calc teacher
Calc quotes pt. 1 of ???
Rhysand: Bonus marks??? Your bonus mark is that I’m your math teacher.
Thesan: *when a student ate a raisin off the floor, in the middle of a pandemic* Oh, come on, (student name). There’s so many other raisins you could’ve eaten. Really? I’m employed by (provincial health department). It’s my job to make sure everything meets standards! And that raisin was not the standard.
Helion: what do I use math for? for counting my money.
Kallias: My laptop screen is frozen. Like the movie. No, Frozen 2. Like Frozen 2.
Beron: I have a big booboo, everybody. I have a big booboo.
Tarquin: That’s in my book, **** Philosophy. The last chapter is “If You Are Second Place, You Are Not The Winner”.
Tamlin: You’re going to cry. You’re going to fail and cry but you’re going to suffer and you’re going to enjoy it.








