#awkward handshake

Of course neither of us were saying anything because we're useless lesbians

Whenever we met up we were just sitting really far apart on the couch having cups of tea and doing crafts etc

One night we were watching a movie and we got closer. We leaned up against each other and shared a blanket. My heart nearly gave out.

She gave me a lift home and we had an awkward sideways hug in the car. I got out and she sort of... reached out?

Kind of affectionately?

It was really sweet?

So what did I do?

I shook her fucking hand LIKE AN ABSOLUTE F*CKING TWAT

Then we both started nervously laughing like "wtf are we doing" then I went inside, my insides literally shriveling within me from all the cringe.

I had no idea how to recover from this so next time I saw her I just camped it up, went in for a handshake all like "jolly nice to see you old bean" and I'm pretty sure she called me an "absolute bastard"

Anyway now we're together we do it to each other all the time completely out of the blue to make each other laugh and its just like 🥰🥰🥰

I don't want to make my friends vomit by talking about my girlfriend all the time

There are things that happen that are *so cute* I can't *not share* which is why there are NO NAMES

Our relationship is so wholesome and lovely and we've both come from toxic places and I think other people like us can heal a bit from reading something positive

Anyway I didn't think I was in any danger at all I barely get any notes about anything on here UNTIL THE FUCKING HANDSHAKE POST