#avenger headcanons

(got curious about this cuz he can heal fast, has amazing coordination and he also has problems of his own too).

This is such a cute idea <33

❤ Deadpool with a clumsy, sensitive S/O ❤

🩸He thinks it's adorable and a little concerning

🩸Will probably endlessly be catching you because you keep tripping and almost smashing your head into the ground

🩸Deadpool would definitely never cross the line and call you anything mean, but he will always be the first one to step in if someone else calls you something

🩸If you do hurt him he'll probably be all dramatic and swoony and pretend like he's dying just to get some attention and sympathy

🩸but also recognizes when he goes to far and is quick to apologize <3

🩸Since Wade is so agile and fast he'll usually be able to dodge things like flying fists when he surprises you and frying pans, or sometimes he'll flat out catch it mid air to impress you

🩸Deadpool is a nice boyfriend and all that but you will probably catch him laughing his ass off whenever you walk into a wall, right before he runs over to comfort you

🩸He's not laughing because he thinks you're stupid, he's laughing because of how cute you look all confused and dazed like you didn't realize a whole fucking wall was there

🩸You're his clumsy little lover and he wouldn't change that for the world <3

Come back soon! 💌

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 911

request: yes / no

original request: hello good fellow. can you do a headcanon set on adopting a pet with the avengers? thanks

dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)

characters: mainly tony stark, scott lang, reader, peter parker, harley keener, miles morales, and bruce banner!

a/n: bucky + alpine = fave duo ever. OK maybe natasha & liho too. and clint and lucky. there are so many good pets already in marvel (usually just comics tho smh) so i had some stuff to go off of. THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST i loved writing it <3

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you had been BEGGING tony to let you get another pet

bc a few of them already lived at the tower

lucky, liho, and alpine

but you wanted a dog.

not just any dog

specifically a puppy 

and miles, peter & harley were on ur side

especially harley bc he rly wanted a dog

so one day when tony got rly tired of y’all asking him, he came up with an idea

“tell you what. how about you kids make a petition. if you can get a decent amount of signatures, i’ll consider getting you a puppy.”

and that was good with u!!

i mean u were all taking government class at midtown so this was gonna be easy

the first person you went to was scott

bc he’s scott, he wasn’t gonna have an issue with a puppy right

right?????

but when you asked him, he seemed kind of sad for some reason.

and when you asked him why?

“well, it’s just… i don’t want my ants to feel left out.”

“scott, i don’t think they would feel left out. you love those things more than anything!”

“yeah.. you’re right. ant-onio banderas won’t be mad right? or ant-ibacterial? oh, hopefully if they’re mad, it won’t be permen-ANT!!!”

you got the signature and left asap because once scott says one pun he takes like hours to figure out another

love him though

so next you went to clint

and he was more than happy to sign!!

bc ofc lucky would love a little friend

and natasha was there too

she was a little more hesitant bc liho is rly sweet but kinda skittish

but you convinced her because you told her how cute it would be if they loved each other & like you could get the cute stock photos of a dog & a cat together or something

thor was totally on board

because he’s thor ofc

and thor loves puppies

“y/n, this is so exciting! i remember when i got my first pet!! well, it turned out to be loki in disguise. it was still very exciting, though!!”

oh btw miles and peter signed 

they were ur first signatures!!!!!!

next up was sam, bucky, and steve

and you and harley decided you needed a little extra push to convince them

so you made a powerpoint presentation. 

and it was awesome

like you may have used every single available transition

twice

maybe three times each

like i said it was awesome

maybe a little excessive

but awesome!!!

steve kept making you go back a slide because he was taking notes

TAKING NOTES

what a nerd, am i right???

jk we love steve rogers in this house

anyways then they deliberated

and they made you and harley go stand outside the room

it literally felt like shark tank you guys

well not the standing outside while they decide but still

but they signed it yippee!!!!

bruce and wanda signed quickly too

especially bruce was really excited

i feel like he would totally be a dog person 

like he prob had a puppy when he was young that he really loved

you even went over to the sanctum sanctorum to get stephen and wong to sign it!!!

and they did!!!

well wong did

and then he forged strange’s signature for you

wong supremacy fr

you were on a roll

you got aunt may to sign it. you got phil coulson to sign it (pretend he’s alive oml sry yall) you got maria hill to sign it.

hell, nick fury even signed it!!!!

so you took it back to tony

and he was like 

“woah this is a lot more than i expected”

AND SO HE TOOK YOU TO GET A PUPPY!!

and y’all

you and peter, harley, and miles found the cutest one

a little german shepard 

w like the floppy ears & stuff?

oml he was so cute

tony kept saying his named was tony jr

but you told him no

but he kept saying it

ok, live in ur fantasy world ig stark!!!!

jk love him

anyways you named him max!!!

bc yes!!!!

and you took him back to the tower

thor was really excited and max like totally loved him from the start fr

any time he liked ripped up the furniture or smth thor would just hold him with one hand and take him around

but he was happy so he was like wagging his tail and stuff

sam and bucky looked like they didn’t like the dog at first

but then alpine was like obsessed with it and so bucky had to like him

and max kept sitting on sam and licking him

and he was like “omg stop”

but he was laughing so you knew you were good

tony and bruce even built a little spot for max in the lab

and a bunch of like cool toys for him

max was the perfect dog for y’all bc like he loved everyone and everyone loved him

every night he slept in a new room & he loved to play 

he ran with y’all too when you had to run so it was way more fun

suddenly dr strange was over at the tower a lot more…

he’s such a softie

and scott loved him too they were best friends

tony was just proud of himself for “teaching you to be good citizens”

HAHAHA

dw y’all he loved the dog too

just trust that max is the most spoiled dog EVER!!

• Thor and Loki were probably having a casual conversation about things and suddenly Thor brought you up and Loki was appalled

• There was a non-verbal understanding that both males were going to outdo the other

• Thor took more of a boastful and friendly approach while Loki took went for a more charming and mysterious outlook

• In private both boys were always bickering about you and throwing insults at one another while in public they acted very reserved around you

• Loki would invite you places but whenever you asked where he’s very vague

• “ Loki … where perhaps are we going?”

• “ You’ll see soon… shall we continue our journey on Y/N?”

• Whilst Thor would bring you gifts and proudly exclaim where he’d be taking you

• “ Despite how hard it was Lady Y/N, I reserved a stroll at the bird sanctuary, would you like to accompany me?”

• Thor smirking because he knows you love bird sanctuaries

• Sneers from Loki constantly

• Oh and Thor likes to flaunt his muscles to makes you blush

• So then Loki tends to show off his magic to impress you

• The team is like wtf is going on lmao

• Unfortunately it turned out you didn’t like neither and was actually dating Bucky

* he calls you “darling” and “kitten” all the time

* you call him by his name because he’s been called ‘it’ or ‘monster’ for so long it reassures him he’s also god human

* he also likes hearing his name from your mouth

* you both love when you sit on his lap

* cuddling with him on a small chair in front of the fireplace

* him reading poems to you

* some that he wrote

* some from his ancestors

* him wanting the throne more just so you could be queen

* he was surprised that you didn’t want that

* “but darling, why? we could have everything”

* “i already have everything. i have you.”

* both of you are cheesy romantic as hell

* he loves conjuring you roses

* you waking him up by giving him little eskimo kisses

* he still gets nightmares

* he would nuzzle against your neck, whining softly

* you would lie with him for hours until he was ready to get up

* sometimes cuddling and sometimes just lying beside each other

* your presence is so comforting to him

* taking a hot bath together when he feels slightly better until the water gets cold

* playing with each others’ hair

* both sitting there in comfortable silence

* or taking turns singing lullabies

* he sings in asgardian

* the first time he tells you “i love you” is when he thinks you are sleeping

* kisses you on the forehead and says “my darling, i love you so”

* little did he know you were awake

* you pretended to be asleep so that he would carry your lazy ass off the couch and to your room

* “i love you too” you’d mumble back as he shut the door behind him 

* thor would unknowingly flirt with you

* “ah, lady y/n!” and kisses your hand softly

* it makes you giggle softly

* and loki would growl

* he is so protective over you

* wraps his arms around you when thor is talking to you

* he stands there and glares at thor while kissing your neck

* you can’t help it but moan a little, pushing him off you in embarrassment bc thor was standing right in front of you guys

* he understood though

* he chuckles heartily and gives you a wink when loki isn’t looking before walking off to talk to nat or clint

* nsfw below here!!!

* would be rough in bed that night

* “remember you’re mine and only mine”

* loves blindfolding you, it’s his favourite form of sensory deprivation

* loves when you’re on your knees in front of him

* even though he doesn’t act on his desire to become king, he still loves to be treated like royalty

* you calling him “my king” or “my prince” in bed

* he calls you his pet

* loves stroking your hair

* not always rough tho

* soft neck kisses in bed too that trail down

* “my precious” or “my love” as he kisses you

* is so afraid to hurt you and he makes sure he absolutely does not hurt you

* unless you like that of course

* he would gladly approve

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a/n!! i wanna do thor soon so anticipate it :) this was so fun doing!! drop me a request or a message <3

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okay so they would literally be the most sarcastic couple e v e r

when they started dating everyone was hella worried they’re both so

freaking stubborn

but the team had more to worry about than their stubbornness

they would just walk around judging everyone

“hey sam, did you see what steve was wearing today?“

“yeah, it was so ugly”

“gUYS I’M RIGHT HERE”

“i cant believe tony thinks those glasses are cool“

“i know, like c’mon we all know you’re not 25“

“BOTH OF YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE BANNED“

ok but sam would be so jealous of nat and steve’s friendship

but nat is jealous of steve and sam’s friendship

which leads to arguments

sooo many arguments

and their arguments would last for days

bc neither of them are willing to let the other one win

“tony would you please tell nat that i want my hoodie back“

“steve can you tell sam that he can sleep on the couch“

after like 3 hours both would forget what they were arguing about

but no

they dont give up

bc they arent losing this one

and steve hates when they fight bc all he hears is:

“steve side with me!“

“no steve shes wrong!“

“please, you know i’m right.“

however, when nat goes to peter to complain

sam practically combusts bc hOW DARE SHE TALK TO THE SPIDEY KID

she only did it to piss him off

sam would apologize by handing her his hoodie

Natasha only listens to female artists and like those songs that make you want to go kick a man ass i.e.: salute by little mix or run the world by Beyoncé

Clint listens to 70s & 80s music i.e. Take me home tonight by Eddie money, power of love by Hewie Lewis and the news. When he feels like mixing it up he listens to reggae music … it pisses everyone off.

Steve is still constantly getting people recommending him music and being the good guy he is he gives it all a chance. But he is drawn to the jazz music and music of the 60s like he listens to franki vali and jazz music but he doesn’t mind classic rock or music that means something. But Steve rogers does not endorce now days pop music. He’s been known to call it disgusting much to wandas amusement.

Wanda likes songs that mean something™ usually men with a raspy voice like indie hipster shit that Pietro always made fun of her for i.e. Hozier and Harry styles and milky chance and ed Sheeran

Sam listens to jazz centric/ soul music. I mean of course he loves Marvin Gaye’s album and everyone refuses to go anywhere near his room whenever sexual healing comes home and Wanda always plays Marvin Gaye by Charlie Puth to make fun of him

Rhodey listens to classic rock like Queen, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones. Basically anything your dad listens to on a classic rock radio station that is rhodey’s jam.

Thor …. no one is entirely sure it’s never actually English and when he does sing the English version it’s usually just really fucked up. Like even more than old school nursery rhymes so no one likes thors music.

Tony only listens to the songs that don’t have lyrics but not just classical music it’s also like covers of modern songs just without lyrics and preferably with a heavy bass

Bruce listens to classical music but only at really high volumes usually to block out all the other avengers.

Nat treats relationship celebrations very seriously. 

Because she can’t believe someone could love her for so long. It stuns her everyday to wake up and see your face still there, still next to her and still wanting to be with her. Since no one else has been there like you have.

So when a milestone comes along she’ll do her best to make it as special as humanly possible.

For your one year anniversary she decided you would take you both on a trip to Paris for the weekend.  Without cellphones so you could be left alone without the team bugging you. 

(But they did possibly maybe but shh did spy on you thanks to Tony.)

It would be the most romantic thing ever. 5 star hotel, candle lit dinner, soothing bath together, the whole thing.

And she would spend most of the later night cuddling you and telling you how much she loves you.

Which is pretty rare cause she doesn’t express emotions to that point a lot. 

And the next day you’d go out into the world and see all the beautiful sights you can possibly see in one day.

(And she totally got Tony to rent out some of the more tourist heavy places so you could be alone.)

Stopping by a little Cafe when you get tired. Ordering a cake to share and two Lattes. And actually spending more time in there talking then out and about.