#austar

Ragto: Man, Aussie, that was awesome.

Austar: Not how I’d put it, Rags. Grender’s going to tear me a new one when we get back.

Ragto: We’re not telling the girls, are we?

Austar: Absolutely not.

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Austar: My nurse said I have 4 days to live

Ragto: Is it your leg again?

Austar: No, I’m going to be fine. My nurse is just mad at me

Calcine: (in the distance) I am going to kick your ass into the next plane!

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Ragto: Austar isn’t answering his sending stone

Clementh: I’ll call

Ragto: Caly and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi—

Austar: Hello?

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Austar: (walking into his mansion) Hello, people who do not live here.

Ragto: Hey

Calcine: Aussie

Yondrea: Hi!

Alrodon: Hey, son!

Austar: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

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Austar: (on the roof, looking out over the estate) You know what they say, where there’s smoke, there’s fire

Ragto: And probably Caly

(Distant explosion)

Austar: (jumping off the roof) Because Caly would be the one who started the fire!

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Austar: Making my way downtown...

Austar: Walking fast...

Austar:

Austar: Walking a bit slower to match my steps with Calcine because Calcine isn’t a monk.

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Calcine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room

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Ragto: You can never lose an argument if you say “Shut up, nerd” at the end

Calcine: Yes you can

Ragto: Shut up, nerd

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Austar: Can the sarcasm, Caly.

Calcine: Please, I always use fresh sarcasm. Never canned.

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Ragto: How tall are you again?

Calcine: Height is a social construct

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Calcine: We need to find another way. This path’s not safe.

Ragto: That sounds like a challenge

Calcine: I have to stress that it’s not a challenge.

Ragto: …Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak hearted from accepting the challenge! Well, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Calcine: THERE IS NO CHALLENGE

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Mali: Are you familiar with the laws of reality?

Calcine: I’ve broken them all, so yeah

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Ragto: So… what happened?

Calcine: I asked the gods to remove all the negative things in my life.

Ragto: And?

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Austar: Why are you following me?

Ragto: I need to defeat you later

Austar: Okay... And why is Caly so upset with you?

Ragto: Well, you see...

Calcine: He stole from my fucking gift basket

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Calcine: I think you’re spiritually from Nine Hell’s Kitchen

Ragto: I think that’s the nicest way you’ve ever called me a smug bastard

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[In the Blackfronds’ Kitchen Between Meals]

Calcine: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Dukes: That’s not how we make cookies, Ms. Calcine.

Calcine: (Hair flares up) Torch it?

Austar: (from the next room) Caly, no

Calcine: (cracks spread over her skin) HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?

Austar: CALY, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE FAMILY HOUSE DOWN

Calcine: I’M GOING TO TURN INTO A FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Austar and Dukes: CALCINE,

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Calcine: You remind me of the ocean.

Lester: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Calcine: No, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.

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Clementh: (in a crowd) Where did Aussie and Rags go?

Calcine: One second.(using hands like a megaphone) HE’S A MONK, HE’LL BE FINE!

Austar: (leaps onto the third floor of a building)

Ragto: (shoots into the air)

Calcine: There they are! :)

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Ragto: Do you realize killing people is a crime?

Amhrán: Please show me the law.

Calcine: Law and Ethics — Klenvak, 11th Edition. Page 18.