#aussie king

Also… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME🥳🥳🥳

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I found this incorrect quotes generator years ago but i wasn't nearly popular enough on whichever past writeblr i posted them on so i'm SO GLAD IT'S BACK especially since dynamics n shit have changed

Dedrick: Ladine, keep an eye on Harmony today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Ladine: Sure, I’d love to see Harmony get punched. Dedrick: Try again. Ladine, sighing: I will stop Harmony from getting punched.

*laughs in they're all in a fighting cult where getting punched is the least of their worries*

Rose: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Clove: Okay, but in my defense, Guin bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Rose: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

fun fact: when the tide pod debacle happened i made it canon that Clove is banned from doing laundry due to a similar incident

Rose: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Clove: You and me!!! Rose, tearing up: Okay.

what do you mean i didn't write this it's super canon

Hye: What’s up guys? I’m back. Ladine and Orion: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Hye: Death is a social construct.

Is this a good time to announce that Dedrick was canonically killed by a thirteen-year-old (when Dedrick was like. eleven).

Dedrick: How many kids do you have? Guin: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

the answer is five

Rose: What do you think Clove will do for a distraction? Lily: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Lily: ... or he could do that.

Aussie: I know you snuck out last night, Clove. Lily: Play dumb! Clove: Who's Clove? Lily: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

I like to think these happened on the same day

Harmony: I’m going to take you out Dedrick: great, it’s a date! Harmony: I meant that as a threat. Dedrick: See you at five!

short summary of chapter 4

okay I think that's enough. it's very tricky to get them in the right order. also. the individual casts are rather big.