so honored to welcome MARA WILSON back to the tingleverse as the narrator of FABULOUS BODIES, out JULY 7TH from MACMILLAN AUDIO. preorder now buckaroos
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so honored to welcome MARA WILSON back to the tingleverse as the narrator of FABULOUS BODIES, out JULY 7TH from MACMILLAN AUDIO. preorder now buckaroos

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Eros Takes A Bow. Audiobook
Eros Takes a Bow, my contemporary fantasy retelling of the story of Eros and Psyche, is now an audiobook narrated by my daughter, Red of Overly Sarcastic Productions and the Aurora Webcomic. @comicaurora
Cover art is by my wife Alessandra Kelley @achronalart
Available on Amazon and Audible.
https://www.audible.com/pd/B0H46KM9VB
And that's a wrap!
When Dr Aspen Greaves signed up for the Javelin Program, humanity's first foray into colonising deep space, they expected to wake up to life
For anyone curious, the total time stamp comes to almost exactly 18.5 hours. Phew! Enjoy!! I had fun making it! Thank you for giving folks permission to do this, @derinthescarletpescatarian!
Wizards in a fantasy setting are trying to invent audiobooks.
They tried enchanting the ink in a book so that the words would read themselves aloud but all the words in the book spoke at the same time at a volume that blew out the windows in the tower. They trained a tiny invisible spirit to read the words instead, but it was too tiny to turn the pages on its own, and because it was too tiny to have an imagination it read everything in a flat, emotionless voice.
They tried enchanting the book to come to life and read itself, and this seemed like it was working until around the hundredth page, when it became clear the book was changing the story it was telling to its own tastes. When pressed, the book said that it found the political intrigue in the story written on its pages boring, and that in its opinion the story should be about the witch and the baker, two side characters mentioned in one chapter of the story, fucking. The wizards begrudgingly agreed with this, but still considered this version of the spell a failure.
heated rivalry having everybody glued to the screen in a breathless 6-episode binge while matt damon publically admitted that netflix writers repeat plot points 5 times in dialogue because “people are on their phones so it needs to be like an audiobook and dumbed down, we only write stuff that the algorithm already favors” like an idiot death loop and a hilarious contrast to HR which proves that watchers are more than willing to focus if the series is well-paced, even if the source material is not shakespeare level or the most epic crime fantasy action banger of all time. and if we want audio only, we look for audio only formats! but who kept a second screen on when ilya’s jealous ass had a whole breakdown in the club? nobody! people’s enjoyment of moving images and plots isn’t a thing of the past and will never be divorced from humanity because our lives and speech are literally moving and story-telling - if anything, dumbing down screenplays only frustrates movie culture, but from the producing side. it’s because you just don’t give the audience what they are looking for (pretty men with curls, good acting, happy endings for gay/bi ppl, fresh faces, and chemistry). and while e.g. the rings of power costs 1 billion in total and all of GOT costs 1.5 billion (!), each HR episode was made with a tiny 2 million budget. looks like big money is not what people want to watch and the industry should follow suit or it will be replaced.

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Kaz "great with kids" Brekker🐦⬛ in a big pretentious Mafia boss coat so he can cram all his loot
Jonathan Bailey as 'Dracula' for the Bram Stoker's Audible Version, out on October 1, 2026