After maths of getting happily drunk
Pairing - Huo Dao Fu and Hei Xiazi
An attempt to write crack
As soon as Huo Dao Fu opened his eyes he felt like he's made the big mistake. A massive headache assaulted him a second after. He closed his eyes a waited for half a minute or an eternity. When he opened his eyes again he was met with unfamiliar surrounding.
He looked around a found himself in a small but neat room. He's not so sure but this room looks like some quite fellow bedroom so he's not kidnapped.
How much did he drink? Hell he never drank so much even when he was in depth of despair. A sudden realisation hit him that he was missing few clothes on his body. He ran his hands from under the warm blanket all over his body. No sweater, no coat, pants on, boxers on.
He Hook up with some one but who? He was wondering it through his wonderful bout of headache when Hei Xiazi came out of nowhere shirtless but with a jacket on. Does this man has jacket and sunglasses sewn to him?
“Ah Huo laoban you awake” he smirked “How was your night? I know you enjoyed it.”
. This greasy bundle of chaos nooo.
He knows Xiazi is hot (damn those muscles are even distracting him now) but he slept with him out of all the people. Dao Fu wanted the earth to swallow him now.
He don't know the expression of his face but Xiazi smirk widened to unsettling degree.
“Huo Dao Fu” he said loudly suddenly coming to close to his face. Huo Dao Fu closed his eyes for whatever next is going to come. He waited but nothing came so he opened his eyes to find a bottle right in front of it.
“Lemon honey water” Xiazi whispered close to his ears “It will help with hangover. Drink while it's warm.”
Huo Dao Fu pulled out his hand and took it,sinking deeper into blanket while drinking the warm liquid. Xiazi was still way too close to him. Well Daofu has to do his walk of shame sooner or later so he may ask Xiazi few questions if his mouth allows him.
“What happened? I don't remember a thing.” He manage to choke out.
Xiazi bared his teeth and said “A lot it's a shame you don't remember any. It was so much fun. Despite the fact that you're called a bitchy ass you're a fun person when drunk. I'll like you drink with you again.”
Huo Dao Fu brain is lagging for sure. Should he be offended that he's called bitchy ass behind his back or take a rare compliment of him being a fun person or comprehend the fact that something indeed happened between him and Xiazi last night.
“So you want to stay or go to your home? I'll take you there you back must be hurting after that?”
No no thank you. He back is suspiciously not hurting but last thing he want right now is Xiazi dropping him off his house.
Xiazi is speaking too fast for his brain to understand. Huo Dao Fu swears if Xiazi doesn't shut up now....... Oh he clasped his shoulders.
“What happened you look lost? Does something hurts? You need a balm or other medicine?”
“No, I'm fine.” lord help me Huo Dao Fu thought “ Just give me back my clothes I'll go on my own.”
“ Oh yah wait a minute. You see that door on left that's bathroom. I'm bringing you clothes back, you freshen up a bit.”
Freshen up huh he wants to be buried up right now. What shenanigans he has pulled up? Did he something in front of others too? He and Xiazi being together the next day in a suspicious clean room for Xiazi to own.
He hasn't even moved when Xiazi reappeared with his upper clothings.
“The stain is still there I'm sorry. You can wear my clothes if you want. I'll return your clothes when it's cleaned. It's my fault that I throw up of you.”
Throw up on me. That doesn't sounds sexy at all.
“And also sorry for you back can you blame me I was drunk too so you spilled out of my hands on stairs. Well I put a balm on it when you were sleeping.”
Huo Dao Fu exhaled “ what happened tell me”
“Oh! We got drunk and talked a lot. You're a funny guy BTW. At the time you returing to our homes you were passed out so I decided to become your designated uber driver without any vehicle but half way through I remember that I forgot I didn't knew you home address. So, I decided to take you to my home. I was drunk so, you fell on my porch stairs and inside my home I accidentally puked on you. Then I undressed you, put balm on your back and put you under the Cover. Will you like you stay little more or be dressed up and dropped home if you can't? I can give you a special back massage with a discount if you want a compensation of your hurt back and dirtied clothes”
Xiazi burlted out in a breath like it was good idea to confuse his enemy turned acquaintance and then offer him a shitty massage discount.
Honestly, never in his life Huo Dao Fu wanted to strangle a person more than he wanted now.
