#attacked by bees

10 ways to hold a guitar (for beginners) (credit: Jared Dines)

1) Is your vision currently filled with swarming angry bees?

2) If you cannot see any bees, is it because your eyes are swollen shut from hundreds of bee stings?

3) Did you recently wage an unsuccessful coup against a queen bee?  This includes, but is not limited to, committing libel against a queen bee in a major publication.

4) If someone asked you, in the present moment, are you or are you not being attacked by bees, would you be inclined to say yes?

5) Do you find yourself fondly reminiscing upon a time in the past when you weren't being attacked by bees?

6) Do you consider yourself not a bee, and yet find yourself primarily and unexpectedly in their company?