Sep 20, 2024
Sitting here at 11pm researching lockpicking so I might sound as though I know what I'm talking about in my Astarion fanfiction.
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Sitting here at 11pm researching lockpicking so I might sound as though I know what I'm talking about in my Astarion fanfiction.
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Liking all my posts is so nice and sweet and you're so cool sam
HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 🍆💦😩 don’t be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴"THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING"🔴 it doesn’t matter if you’re a down-ass 😏😏😏 ALEXANDER HAMILTON type bitch or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 🍑💦 send this to 10 other freedom lovin’ sluts🇺🇸 or you’ll be thrown away 💁🏻🚮 like tea into the water 🐸☕️🌊 don’t forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!💦💦💦
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What in the every living two fucks of hell did he just read?
Why did life decide to gift him the power of eyes at this moment?
Is this was life upon some fucked over planet was like? The lingo, the way he assumes these influential figures were being talked about in the good (BAD) name of cummies? Caelus found himself prepared to handle his lot in life..
This however, was not his lot in life. This was an absolute case of needing the Aeons.
Thankfully, this hadn't led him to flinging his phone at mach speeds directly outside his window. Calm, focus.
DEEEEEEEP BREATHE.
"WHO NEEDS TO GO N' GET LAID THIS GODDAMN BADLY HERE!? HOLLLY HELL!"
Says Caelus, being completely calm and rational.
i am at the point in the day where i am ready to go back to the house and take a shower and lay down and also not speak to anyone
anyways yesterday night I got locked inside a public park because security didn’t see the WHOLE ASS 3 PEOPLE that were still crossing it before putting chains on the gates and had to call the police to be freed.
how was your sunday?
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hello I've posted two chapters of a there's only one hotel room fic if you are so inclined xx
i cannot sleep
'willow' chapter 5 will be posted today, just a bit later than planned (I am currently babysitting & don't worry this post was scheduled). sorry for the delay, but i ended up having a great night with my friend instead of writing. it was the mental health break i needed :)