May 1, 2021
Snow White is definitely secretly Doug's mom. Why else would he be friends with the royal kids crew? And who else would fuck Dopey?
There are so many things wrong with this I don’t even know where to start, but I’ll start here: Really? All the dwarves Snow White could have had an affair with and you’re going with that one? Also, a secret mom is way harder to hide than a secret dad; @dougdeppert fully has an older brother so unless Snow White popped out two secret babies, multiple people have fucked Dopey... and the Royal Kids love people they can boss around, see: @janetobin. Do I really need to keep going or do you feel as stupid as you sound yet?
