#asuastrid

Marry: Merida. RIP my dream life. So I guess @willofnottingham instead, bros before hoes.

Fuck: Merida. The option to have me as a side ho is still yours!

Kiss: @astridbelrose.

Cuddle: @elisefiztherbert.

Kill: @ivynotpoison.

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@aoaken (Oaken)

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@josephine-lefou (Le Fou)

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@enchantedchance (The Enchantress)

AUSTIN BUTLER is now open !!

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Some parties were total hits. Others? Total busts, where Theo had to make his own fun. This particular party fell in the latter category, but rather than head home or sit back and expect someone else to do all of the work, Theo pulled out his phone, prepared to make an impromptu video for one of his channels right then and there. He grabbed eggnog, the nastiest drink known to man, and some bourbon, pouring a large glass boot full of it before carrying it over to an unsuspecting victim. He passed his phone to the person next to him, with InstaRoyal Live pulled up and ready to record, then stepped right in front of Astrid Oaken. “Congrats, you’re about to go viral!” Theo declared, passing her the boot and signaling for the person next to him to start filming. “We’re live with Auradon’s resident sauna chick, and you’re about to witness the very first ever episode of ‘Theo Medici’s Chugging Challenge!’ Tonight’s edition is Eggnog Extravaganza, which is nasty folks, but we got ourselves a brave lady here who’s about to drink it straight from this boot.” Astrid had agreed to none of this so far, but if she said no, then whatever, he’d grab the boot and chug it himself. It was better if she did it, though, and he flashed her a winning smile, passed her the boot, and started chanting, “Chug, chug, chug, chug!” loudly enough for the crowd to join in and chant with him.

Kind of not sure about this one, sorry, guys. @aoaken‘s a mystery; I have no idea if I’d be wasting my time inviting her to a threesome or not. 

Who the bloody hell is @aoaken?

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@vividubois (Ralphie Dubois)

KEKE PALMER is now open!

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