#assistingawarmachine

"In a very interesting way, my dear sir. In fact, my creator derived a special kind of fuel specifically for his watch bots when he was constructing them. Me, alongside them. The fuel is in fact compressed in a delicate way, so it is under enormous pressure. I actually have a combustion motor inside, and when fuel enters the combustion chambers, it not only incinerates, but the rapid increase of its volume effectively pushes the pistons with even more power. Unfortunately, that means I have to go for refueling. Every - couple of weeks or so - not that I would need to leave his laboratory anyway, hehe…

Viktor has considered other types of energy resources for his creations as well - he prefers renewable energy sources believe it or not - but when was the last time you saw sun in Zaun? Felt wind here? The smog isn’t staying in the city for no reason at all. And we have only one slow, oily and polluted dale river. Not very promising.

"It's not often there are others taller than I." He remarked simply.

"Yes, I've heard rumours trickle down the line of your internship and your studies, quite the... Let's say, unlucky fall. Of course, there is no such thing as luck; you either signed up and they reassigned the papers or simply mixed them up, or rather, you unknowingly signed up for your own personal hell due to your own incompetence."

Arms folded.

"Quaint, if anything. I respect the Zaunite’s open-mindedness and willingness to venture into the more unpleasant, unsightly and thoroughly forbidden parts of science. Still, they are also very keen on … mutating everything we knew about the world, which I do not approve of - …"

2. What is their title?

The Pink Professional. This doesn’t even need an explanation.

4. What do they want to be symbolized as?

Freedom. Freedom from oppression, disability and constriction. Freedom that allows an unrestricted expression of the self. In a way, this makes her similar to Styx. Iseul definitely has higher moral standards though.

12. Any triggers?

Beheading. Her parents died with their heads propped up on a stake. I’ll expand on this once I get around to writing out drabbles, but since she’s an Ionian who hates Noxians I think what happened is a no-brainer.

13. Any dislikes?

Fashion sins fashion sins fashion sins.

You do not wear a purple top with a green bottom. It’s still tolerable if the green is neon but drab purple and drab green will make her kill you.

Thankfully most of the League’s champions have alright color schemes.

"Hmm, well I came here with a date, but I’m sure she can find someone." Painted lips curled up into a smile, the hitwoman taking the Zaunite’s hand in her own. "Sure thing, hun."

"I never began working for Viktor because of his ‘Glorious Evolution’. In fact before I started working with him I had no idea there was such thing as the ‘Glorious Evolution’."

"Alas, I needed something only he could offer, and I pledged myself to his cause. It was never about the beliefs really…"

"Um, you’re totally kidding me, right? There’s no such thing as too much pink.”