#askthepuddingcat

Send "P.S." + a URL and the mun will talk about them through a voice recording!

//So cute!!

Ahh, thank youuu~  (⁄ ⁄•⁄ㅿ⁄•⁄ ⁄)

awkwardlykozume replied to your post:Alright~ (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧ [[MOR] I still don’t know...

ay bae

Kuroo had finally stricken a job at the coffee shop he loved so much. It had taken him a few days, maybe even months, he couldn't remember, to finally talk his new boss into letting him work there.

Letting out a small hum of satisfaction as he cleaned some of the cups, Tetsurou looked towards the door when he heard the chime of the door jingle, marking the entrance of a new costumer. He immediately noticed who it was though, as even though he hadn't been working here for long, he could still tell the other weird-colored-haired man was a regular. He'd notice him come through that door at basically the exact same time every day.

Send me a url and I’ll answer the following;;

//Hello there~! DON’T YOU DARE HIDE AWAY FROM ME. I’M SORRY I ANSWERED LATE. I’M NOT IGNORING YOU. YOU JUST SENT THIS WHILE I WAS IN CLASS AND I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO RESPOND BUT NOW I DO. SO HERE YOU GO YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME DAMNED LOVE OKAY.

Opinion on;

Character in general: Look. Like I said with the other Kenma’s. I love the dude. If I ever met him, I would challenge him into a damned video game marathon and then exchange fave games and play games together because we freaking can.

How they play them: I’ve recently started following you I guess? But as far as I can see, you’re quite a good Kenma~ XD YES YOU ARE OKAY. AND AN INTERESTING ONE. SO DON’T HIDE.

The Mun:AMICMAIGJRSGO,JVESOG WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY AND HIDE?! I’M GONNA DRAG YOU OUT OF THAT BUSH AND HAVE YOU RP KENMA WITH ME BECAUSE I CAN.

Do I:

RP with them: I haven’t RPed with you before, but believe me, I WILL. YOU WILL RP WITH ME IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO OKAY?

Want to RP with them: ONE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH KENMA’S TO RP WITH. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY MORE I RP WITH, I WILL STILL RP A HELLA LOT WITH YOU, YOU GODDAMMED IDIOT.

What is my;

Send me a url and I'll answer the following;;

Opinion on;

Character in general: Ehh… /D Guess it’s obvious that I love this little kitty cat?How they play them: I didn’t really see that much, but what I saw was good!The Mun: looks really sweet ;; and has probably a really cute personality too.

Do I:

RP with them: Not that I can remember… ?Want to RP with them: Sure thing, but same muse is sometimes a little bit awkward, aha.

What is my;

Send me a ship; Ultimate Edition

Who was the one to propose: Kuroo~

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Kuroo, kind of. It went pretty smoothly since it was a small affair.

Who decorated the house: Mixed effort. 

Who does the cooking: Kuroo mostly, but sometimes Kenma gets sick of the super salty miso Kuroo makes and takes over. 

Who is more organized: Kenma

Who initiates bedroom fun: It's an equal thing. Depends on that night's mood.

Who suggested kids first: Kuroo. 

Who’s more dominant: Kuroo, though they generally have a pretty switch relationship

Who’s the cuddler: Kuroo when awake, Kenma when asleep.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Kuroo/Kenma - Kuroo can contently cuddle Kenma, while Kenma can comfortably continue to play video games

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Depends on who you ask. Kuroo says watching movies together. Kenma prefers when they play video games together. 

Who cooks: Both

Who comes home drunk at 3am: Kuroo, but not often. Kenma doesn't care too much unless he gets woken up.

Who kills the spiders: Kuroo

Who falls asleep first: It varies

A head CANON: Kenma can actually cook a lot better than Kuroo, and knows a lot more recipes. But a lot of the time he just can't bring himself to make their meals and just lets Kuroo cook or order something. The days they order pizza are his favorite because they each get their own pizza to themselves and he doesn't have to choke down painfully salty miso. [ he still hasn't discovered how Kuroo pulls that off. ]

Do they have any “rituals”? They do not.

Who is louder? Kuroo. Overall. Kuroo.

Who is more experimental? Kuroo 

Who takes more risks? It's pretty equal??

Do they fuck or make love? Make love~

Lights on or off? Lights on.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Kuroo

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Probably Kenma, which would shock the fuck out of Kuroo

Who comes first? Usually Kenma

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Kenma is better, but he also prefers receiving

Who is more submissive? Switch

Who usually initiates things? Usually Kuroo

Who is more sensitive? Kenma

Who has the most patience? Kenma

Send me xxx for a drunk text from my muse

[TEXT] Purin-nya

kozume-kun.i just beat pokemon heartgold. i don t remember ever having that game??? i... i don't think its mine.