#askflea

✤ - a memory that involves romance/loveAhhh I really have to set a main!world because now I don’t know which one of the many loveers to choose xD

Married Life MemeSend Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

Psyche. He never tidies up

forgets to run the dish washer

Psyche, again. He hates chores so he leaves everything to Namie, who was very wrong when she thought she would have less work now that izaya’s married. Nope, she has even more xD

pumps gas for the car

They don’t have a car.

drives when they’re going somewhere

If they had a car, that would be Izaya. Psyche doesn’t even look old enough to drive

rearranges the furniture

Psyche. Just to see if he can talk Izaya into doing it

falls asleep with the TV on

Psyche, out of boredom. Sometimes Izaya falls asleep too, but only when he’s super-duper tired

gets to use the bathroom first

Izaya, mostly because he wake up first. Psyche usually sleeps in

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

Izaya, he needs it more

sets up holiday decorations

Psyche. Izaya would forget the hollidays

leaves the lights on

None. They both like it dark.

uses the bathroom with the door open

Psyche

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

Your Muse Has Been Missing For X Amount Of Years. Send “I’m Coming Home” For My Muse’s Reaction To Finding A Voicemail On Their Phone Of Yours Saying Just That

Psyche finally pluged his phone in. A few seconds after it started charging, a fammiliar tune started playing, notifying that he had recieved a mail “I have to change that” he noted to himself as he checked it out.

"You have a missed call from the following number [unknown] at 8:07pm and a voicemail. To hear it, dail 4020"

Psyche tilted his head to the side. Usually he didn’t pick up to hidden numbers, but this wasn’t a call but a voicemail so… He dailed the number and sighed as an annoying female voice spelled out the time and date of the rrecieved message before playing it. It was quiet for a few seconds, then a too familiar voice made his breath stop.

"I’m coming home" Was all his master’s voice said before hanging up. The pink phone fell from the android’s hand. Was this some sort of joke? No, it couldn’t be. No one who knew his number would do it. So it must be real, right? Suddenly the appartment seemed small, Psyche couldn’t find a place in it as he started spinning aroud himself and looking around, utterly confused. What was he supposed to do now? He couldn’t call back, and he couldn’t go out searching for Izaya, sinse he didn’t know where to search. 

"Calm down, calms down" he started realeting himself, but it was almost impossible. The message was from almost an hour ago, which ment… what did it mean? That it was a dumb joke? That Izaya had called just to play tricks on him? That he tried to come home but something stopped him? That he was planning to come home after a while??

Send “❄” For my muse’s reaction to being in the snow with your muse.

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who holds what.

The umbrella, when it rains

No one, they don’t cary an umbrelly, so they both just put their hoods up

The popcorn at the cinema

Psyche. He also eats it

The baby, when it cries

Namie.Both Izaya and Psyche can’t take care of a baby if their lives depend on it

The ice cream cone, when they share

Usually Psyche, because Izaya doesn’t like icecream. He refuses it so psyche sticks it in his nose

The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie

No one. Izaya puts it away so Psyche can’t get a hold of it and switch channels.

The basket, when they go shopping

Izaya, otherwise Psyche\ll fill it with useles stuff like sweets and junk food

The door, on dates

They don’t go on dates, but if they did Izaya would be a gentle man, though he would gladly let Psyche bump into the glass doors.

The other’s hand, most often

Who else than Psyche, though they look more like a child holding its parent’s hand than lovers

Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day

Izaya, Psyche doesn’t have a breath to hold

The camera, when they take pictures together

2. ♔ Royalty AU

Okay, so first I got the android au but we're already there so I spinned again xD Also, becase these aus are always servant and royal, I tried to make it a bit more interesting