#ask:kitty

Bold of you to assume I haven't slept with everyone I already wanted to sleep with. But since I'm feeling a little fun tonight, I'll give you six Northsiders, I wouldn't mind having naked in my bed destroying my very expensive sheets.

Aiden Clarington: That should go without saying but I'll say it again because he's hot and we could do very filthy fun things to each other. [ @aiden-clarington ]

Jackson Hayward & Bethany Cohen-Chang: They are a two for one now and I haven't had a good threesome in way too long. [ @mafiajackson & @msbethanygrace ]

Carlisle Fabray: Still holding on to hope that he'll find a way out of the darkness of heterosexuality and come to the fluid side. [ @northsidecarlisle ]

Jackie St. James: Heartbroken that I didn't have that chance before but I'll be holding out hope to be a dirty mistress for her someday. Maybe throw in Aston too because why not. [ @msjackiestjames ]

Santana Lopez: No real explanation needed. If you know her, you get it. [ @northsidetana ]

Kitty Wilde: She's probably a real wild cat in bed, especially with those sharp claws that she's not afraid to sink in. [ @northsidekitty ]

For Southsiders; Peyton July. Vivian Porter. Sam Evans. Alejandro Hart.

Yes! Yes! And hell to the yeah. I’ve got the perfect fancy place in mind.

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[Text] I know we’ve only gotten close recently, but that doesn’t mean I can’t worry about you. You’re a part of my Ravenclaw family and an important part at that. Just please text me when you wake up in the morning. I left you a potion for your hangover, on the side. There’s some water there too. 

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. 

You’re unapologetic about who you are and I don’t think I can say that about many people. I’m not saying you don’t put up a front, because I think we all do to protect ourselves, but I’ve gotten to know you better recently and it’s only made it clearer to me that you possess a type of strength that I’ve only recently discovered. You say I’m your role model, but I think there’s a lot that people can learn from you.