#messagekittywilde

The fact that I'm below Mike, once again, shows that you need to hang up that leather jacket of yours and slide into your favorite, glittery, rainbow trench coat. And Bree and I fighting over you is a sickening scene only appearing in your dreams.

The fact that you're below Mike means you guys haven't been doing as many sit-ups since you got a new coach. Besides, I said he was hot, not that I want to do him. I've got mad respect for anyone who can dance even better than I can. And yeah, I might have had a dream about that once. But I think you guys were in Jell-O during it. Or maybe it was mud.

Ooh, testy.

It has more to do with the fact that you assumed that he dumped me.

You know if you really want to go that route, technically he didn't dump me. I ended it, and as much as it hurt and I really didn't want to, it happened. He belongs with Kurt, both he and I knew that, and it could have ended any day, but we decided to do it on good terms. SO maybe you should have thought about asking how it happened, instead of assuming that he dumped me.

MASON: I totally can't wait to hang out with everyone tomorrow at the party! I hope we all have fun!

I’m gagging.

If you're sick, you should get yourself some medicine, Kitty. Or maybe see a doctor?  Everyone knows it's flu season.  He or she might be able to prescribe you something for your constant yapping on and on.

MASON: S.O.S. I totally have a song stuck in my head and I have no idea how to get it out. This was totally an excuse to message everyone anyhow.

MASON: Seriously, help though. IT'S NOT EVEN IN A LANGUAGE I KNOW FLUENTLY SO I'M LITERALLY SINGING LYRICS I CAN'T PRONOUNCE.

Unique: Okay, fine.

Unique: Marley clearly loves you way more than I do, and she said she doesn't mind going to yours.