Dancing in my Dreams

MERCEDES: Ari, I don't know whether to shame you or waggle my brows. But you should definitely tell Rhoda to by me dinner first.

MERCEDES: Although a short red dress would be v cute.

MERCEDES: hmmmmmm.

ARI: Definitely waggle your brow, mmhm. That definitely sounds like the best option to me. I think that could totes be arranged. Like a proprt woo'ing. I watch a lot of old black and white dramatic movies, so this could get real, real quick.

MERCEDES: It's come to my attention that I don't have a Halloween costume and this is a problem.

MERCEDES: The possibilities feel too endless. Help. I will pay in songs and lullabies.

ARI: And it comes to my attention this is a tragedy and we can't have it!

ARI: I vote Uhura. Im going as Spock *waggles brow*

YES, I lost my old job. YES, no other coffee shops wanted to take me in. YES, I I work at Starbucks now. YES, they make me wear the stupid green apron and hat. YES, they don’t appreciate my coffee artistry and the fact that I practically invented latte art. And yes, I hate my job. 

Mind your business.

But you get to take home lots of free food, right? I mean I knew someone who used to work there and would bring a bag home every night, filled with sandwiches and heavenly croissants and delectable cake pops, seems pretty cool. Plus they have actual benefits like healthcare and tuition reimbursement, MATT this could work out for the both of us, because I love cakepops.

KITTY: hi, i'm kitty, nice to meet you

KITTY: i know i'm just js

KITTY: honestly wheels i only understood like three of those words

KITTY: also i thought we hated joker? isn't he super gross and abusive to his gf or smth?

ARI: Hey Kit, 'Sup

ARI: Yeah yeah

ARI: Well of course we hate the Joker, he's a terrible murderous villain who yes was emotionally abusive to his girlfriend because they are both mentally unstable. But all great films aren't always about the heroes.

KITTY: it's a dog thing, i swear

KITTY: you could have hit me up

KITTY: js

KITTY: sort of

KITTY: i don't really want to talk about it

ARI: Your compliments are really strange.

ARI: I was giving you space. Because thats what awesome friends do when their faux prickly, secretly nice friends need it.

TINA: Oh, cookies and cream I can get on board with 100%. I eat that shit up. Crumble it on everything.

TINA: You're so right. You're like my little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. How did I ever get so lucky, tbh...

ARI: See I knew you had good taste.

TINA: White chocolate is disgusting. You know me better than that, Ari.

TINA: Misery loves company. Gluttonous misery too.

ARI: I like white chocolate if we're talking a cookies n' cream hershey's but it has NO PLACE on a kit kat. What swine thought of that.

TINA: Kit-Kats. Omg Kit-Kats.

TINA: I'm being gluttonous.

ARI: I can do that! Just don't ask for those gross white chocolate ones, because that's blasphemous. Kit Kat's, plus I'll bring you a piece of the cake I made for Samson's day-after Bday. I did a bomb job on it.