#ask knockout

D16: I DO NOT WRITE SMUT ABOUT MEGATRONUS PRIME!!!!!

ELITA: I mean, the famed poet of Kaon had to practice his writing talent somehow.

D16: I DID NOT STOP HE'S IN MY COG HE'S GOING TO JUDGE ME

MEGATRON: This is undignified Elita.

ELITA: No, writing naughty little fantasies about your favourite Prime is undignified, Megs.

MEGATRON: Like you don't write perverted fantasies about myself and Optimus.

ELITA: Oh you finally figured that out huh?

MEGATRON: I am disgusted. I thought you were our friend. How can you think of us in such ways, it's horrid! We are not your personal telenovella Elita!

ELITA: Listen, watching you two dance around each other is endlessly frustrating. I need to get out my emotions somehow.

KNOCKOUT: Said every Megop fic writer ever.

MEGATRON: ...

ELITA: Now you know how Megatronus feels.

MEGATRON: ...

KNOCKOUT: Just interface already for frags sake!!!

MEGATRON: ... kill me, please...

D16: *confused screaming*

MEGATRON: The what now? I don't understand.

KNOCKOUT: Oh there was this poll about getting characters pregnant and you got disqualified for botting.

MEGATRON: But I am a bot??? That explains literally nothing.

KNOCKOUT: The humans want to get you pregnant for some reason. It was like a whole battle system thing or something.

MEGATRON: If this is more of that 'fanfic' nonesense then I want no part in it! You've sent me enough... things about myself and Optimus together that it's abhorrent. Why do people insist on making up fictions about us?!

KNOCKOUT: Because it's cute!

MEGATRON: IT IS NOT CUTE!

KNOCKOUT: Optimus disagrees.

MEGATRON: I don't care what Prime thinks!

KNOCKOUT: You really do though.

MEGATRON: SHUT UP!

OPTIMUS: That's rather cute.

MEGATRON: Knockout sends me some questionable art that I DO NOT endorse. Making action figures kiss is very tame.

KNOCKOUT: There's some talent out there! Keep it up fleshlings! 😘

OPTIMUS: Art? Of us? Of me and Megatron?

KNOCKOUT: Yep! Want me to hook you up-

MEGATRON: DEAR PRIMUS NO!!!

Out of curiosity and.... some other reasons

What role would you play in a relationship, Megatron? A top or a bottom or a Switch perhaps? It's.... educational purposes only..! :D

MEGATRON: That's none of your business and this better not be for a fanfic or something.

KNOCKOUT: WELL! As the 'Megop' expert with a 'profession opinion'-

MEGATRON: Stop.

KNOCKOUT: As the 'Megop' expert I can at a guess that Megatron would be a bottom!

MEGATRON: Knockout...

KNOCKOUT: He'd only switch out if it was roleplay or something which I personally don't see him doing but hey maybe Megs and OP wanna roleplay their war days. You never know!

MEGATRON: I swear to Primus, Knockout!

KNOCKOUT: My friend, Ariel, is of the same belief.

MEGATRON: I don't care about your perverted human friends and their opinions on my private life!

KNOCKOUT: I never once said that Ariel was human. You just assumed.

- Not the bird asker or Dot just someone who likes birbs

MEGATRON: I will admit, I'm liking the bird questions. They are a welcome change to the ones about my personal life. Now if I was to assign birds to my friends and acquaintances... hmmm, interesting.

Bumblebee would be a Canary

Elita would be a Peregrine Falcon

Grimlock would be a Cassowary

Arcee would be a Galah

Optimus Prime would be Seagull

Soundwave would be a Raven

Starscream would be Kea

Shockwave would be Vulture

And Twitch... Twitch would be Rufus Hummingbird because she's small and perfect.

TWITCH: 🥹🥹🥹

OPTIMUS: WAIT Why am I a seagull?!

MEGATRON: Because you are both loud and annoying! ... No wait, a Cockatoo suits you better.

OPTIMUS: ... I don't know if that's worse.

KNOCKOUT: What about me?

MEGATRON: A Peacock. Obviously.

KNOCKOUT: I wish we could have a Sparkling but the absence of the Allspark makes that impossible.

BREAKDOWN: But if we could we would name the little bitlet Wildbreak!

KNOCKOUT: They'd be a terror! My beautiful paint and Breakdown's rough personality!

MEGATRON: Numerous times and usually to try a flatter me because they want a favor or to please me. It's gotten old and I will always assume that someone is trying to manipulate me for something when it happens.

KNOCKOUT: I wish people would do it to me.

MEGATRON: You have nothing to give people.

KNOCKOUT: Excuse me?! Right next time you need medical attention I'm leaving you on the street!

MEGATRON: Do so and you'll regret it.

KNOCKOUT: Will I though?

MEGATRON: Yes. You will. You forget the reach of my network. I may no longer be the 'offical' Leader of the Decepticons but I can call in favors if I desire.

Optimus, I believe we have caught you in your horny phase.

OPTIMUS: Thank you! You didn't need to add that next part though. That was rather unnecessary.

ELITA: I mean, you and Megs also don't have to flirt in public.

OPTIMUS: We were not flirting!

KNOCKOUT: Suuuuuuuuuuurrreee...