#ask bob

Pretty soon Lae'zel will be able to fly Dumbo style no problem.

I love it <3 <3 <3

ahem

i mean a completely normal bob that is human totally

Bob says he is completely normal

🐾Bob says…🐾

Ah. A crossroads. A classic moment of human indecision—two paths stretched out before you, both paved in effort and uncertainty. You come to me not for instruction, but for clarity. For instinct. For the quiet authority of one who has never questioned their purpose: me.

Let us consider.

Building. That’s creation with your hands. Turning raw material into form, into shelter, into structure. There is something noble in that. I understand it well. After all, I build kingdoms from cardboard. I construct thrones from laundry. I shape silence into sanctuary.

To build is to leave something behind. Tangible. Solid. Real.

But the diploma—it is a symbol. A scroll wrapped in expectation. A promise folded into parchment. You seek it for the doors it may open, for the heads it may turn. I do not chase paper, unless it crinkles.

But I understand the value humans place on proof.

So I ask: which path makes your tail twitch? Which makes you sit taller, eyes wide, ears forward?

Do you crave the feeling of calloused hands, raw materials, and the satisfaction of aligning pieces until they fit—like the perfect sunbeam?

Or do you seek the path of acknowledgment, of future promise? Do you need the world to know you’ve finished something before you begin something else?

Both are valid.

But only one feels like yours.

Me? I have no diploma. Yet I rule this house.

I chase no certification. Yet I am respected.

So follow the path that makes you feel most yourself. The one where you aren’t just completing a task, but becoming who you already are.

And whichever you choose—I will watch from afar and act disappointed.

That’s just love.

Now… go build something. Or become something.

The inbox is officially open for asks!

Go wild diner guests!

*Bob begins to climb the walls.*