#ask 2.1

If you were to grow your hair out again, would you go for the same style as before or have it styled differently?

Love ya both🫶🏻

No plans to grow it out but matt photoshopped some different hairstyles on me from an old photo - ignore my fatass brother.

Also, are you still using your false names in daily life?

We go by Miles and Michael now. Saves me people going “huh?? Wha???” When they hear Mihael. We still go by both those nicknames and whatever strikes the mood. Rathew, mattholomule, Matlock, mattsturbater, Mattilder, gnat, red, rust bucket, gingerbread man, fire truck which has just become neenaw. I get called Mike sometimes. But I usually get nicknames with things that rhyme. Yells, smells, yelly melly (he thinks he’s being so cute, tellytubby, Eminem, homemade leather. Normal things

My family has a lot of nicknames for me like Miha or Miško (which I fucking hate). And Jakov sometimes called me Mickey Mouse because he is the absolute pinnacle of humour.

Matt insisted on the zoo for his 27th birthday, he wanted to get really high and stare at meerkats for a while. I can do that, arrived at the zoo, ate too many edibles. Usual stuff. I have no idea how - or how we got home for that matter - but when I could finally stop feeling my brain squishing around in my skull Matt refused to let me in the bathroom.

He stole a fucking penguin. It has shit everywhere and put a bunch of holes in the floor somehow. He claims I’m the one who suggested it and scaled the wall first but I know for a fact I wouldn’t have got anywhere without him opening the locks for me.

We dropped it to the reception the next morning, after Matt had taken enough pictures and gotten two of his fingers bitten. I taped a note to its back and pushed it into the general area of the staff before legging it.

The whole house stank of fish and weird animal musk for weeks.

we didn’t have a traditional honeymoon I mean we got married in a registry office hahaha- we ended up on vacation at Disneyland Paris after a while. needed a break so badly. begged mello for rollercoasters. so we called that our honeymoon

here’s some photos for you

- matt

it is 👀

and i am 👀

Like, for example, I'd like to visit South Korea. But so would a lot of people. A place I'd like to visit that most people wouldn't think of is one of the Chilean salt flats where the ground becomes an almost perfect mirror of the sky.

Jakarta would be cool ive never been indonesia before and id love to go to the markets there. mello says one day he’ll take me down to gornja nakavana the next time we go to croatia and lord knows ive always wanted to spend time in an abandoned ghost town. reminds me of when we used to drive out to old abandoned mining towns in the states. just completely abandoned. whole ass houses. and then naturally it became a weird sorta game as it got dark where mello was claiming he wasn’t scared even though he would NOT let go of my jacket and I was absolutely not hearing footsteps behind us.

i think I just need to turn off my computer for a week and get so high i meld with the couch. fuck going to the airport.

- Matt

I think some of the pacific islands would be cool to visit like Kiribati but the sun is simply a risk I can’t take as often anymore. Mongolia would be fun and Matt would be very excited to try fermented yak milk. If I could though I would like to visit Peru and see all the ancient buildings. I don’t think Matt would survive the hike to Machu Picchu.

AND A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION. Which would look hotter on the other?

What kind of horns are we talking about? What kind of tail? Prehensile like a binturong would be the most useful because everything else would be an accessibility nightmare. Yeah let me wander through Tesco and knock all the ready brek off the shelves with my antlers. But I guess if I had too I would probably pick a tail at least it can be used as an extra appendage and for balance. I just know it would get trapped in doors. I need more context for a proper answer.

I don’t think Matt would look any hotter with extra anything. Have you seen him? You can’t add to perfection.