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No ❤️ Can you not be a disappointment to your parents?

Also, are you still using your false names in daily life?

We go by Miles and Michael now. Saves me people going “huh?? Wha???” When they hear Mihael. We still go by both those nicknames and whatever strikes the mood. Rathew, mattholomule, Matlock, mattsturbater, Mattilder, gnat, red, rust bucket, gingerbread man, fire truck which has just become neenaw. I get called Mike sometimes. But I usually get nicknames with things that rhyme. Yells, smells, yelly melly (he thinks he’s being so cute, tellytubby, Eminem, homemade leather. Normal things

My family has a lot of nicknames for me like Miha or Miško (which I fucking hate). And Jakov sometimes called me Mickey Mouse because he is the absolute pinnacle of humour.

If you were to grow your hair out again, would you go for the same style as before or have it styled differently?

Love ya both🫶🏻

No plans to grow it out but matt photoshopped some different hairstyles on me from an old photo - ignore my fatass brother.

Like, for example, I'd like to visit South Korea. But so would a lot of people. A place I'd like to visit that most people wouldn't think of is one of the Chilean salt flats where the ground becomes an almost perfect mirror of the sky.

Jakarta would be cool ive never been indonesia before and id love to go to the markets there. mello says one day he’ll take me down to gornja nakavana the next time we go to croatia and lord knows ive always wanted to spend time in an abandoned ghost town. reminds me of when we used to drive out to old abandoned mining towns in the states. just completely abandoned. whole ass houses. and then naturally it became a weird sorta game as it got dark where mello was claiming he wasn’t scared even though he would NOT let go of my jacket and I was absolutely not hearing footsteps behind us.

i think I just need to turn off my computer for a week and get so high i meld with the couch. fuck going to the airport.

- Matt

I think some of the pacific islands would be cool to visit like Kiribati but the sun is simply a risk I can’t take as often anymore. Mongolia would be fun and Matt would be very excited to try fermented yak milk. If I could though I would like to visit Peru and see all the ancient buildings. I don’t think Matt would survive the hike to Machu Picchu.

Rosalina now Rosaline forever. Out of the newer line up I do like playing Joker and I’m also partial to Ness, as a kid I played as Sheik tho. It’s Sheik!

- Matt

I play as Kirby but Matt says that’s cheating. He just forgets the top half of the screen. Down B.

And your coffee?

And your hot chocolate?

Tea - Milk and two sugars (four if mello isn’t watching) to dip my toast in

Coffee - As it comes. I don’t mind black coffee but while in the states I tried creamer and while it was kinda gross it was kinda good like in that way only really ultra processed food can be. Got a little hooked on the vanilla one. Back in the uk though and I take it the way mello makes it (one sugar splash of milk)

Hot chocolate - i make it with water and I’ll defend that to my grave I hate hot milk

- matt

Tea is usually a bit if milk and a sweetener, maybe black with honey if I’m feeling fancy but the type of tea depends on the day. English breakfast is the default though.

Coffee is nice and simple, I just like it black but it can’t be instant. Luckily Matt is easy to talk into a fancy coffee machine.

Hot chocolate. Without Matt. I can’t watch him drink that. Italian hot chocolate powder brewed on the stovetop with milk and one tablespoon of sugar. Delicious.

i just ship link with everyone he seems like that kinda guy.

I’m not really a shipping guy, sometimes characters have good chemistry together but I try not to get too involved as the online scene is insane for this and I’m sure I would cancelled or whatever for some of my takes. I’m really into whatever gojo and geto have wrong with them though.

Not officially, though that’s not to say pictures were not taken. Show me a kid who would abide by those rules you know? Lots of blurry pictures taken with the flash on where you can’t make out anything except the blackness of the night sky swallowing the trees fighting the small fire someone set that got out of control. Or maybe a blurry middle finger with the other holding a half drank bottle of borderline paint thinner. On rare occasions we would have enough time to strike a pose with a small group.

It got worse when Kira started up. The staff cracked down on anything that could take a photograph, Matt tried to plead his case about his mp3 player but you try explaining to a 60 year old man that no, not all electronics have cameras, when they’re already suspicious of everything. If they had told us why we couldn’t take photos we probably wouldn’t have. Probably.

it is 👀

and i am 👀

and they won’t stop coming and they won’t stop coming and they won’t stop coming cum is stored in the baaaaaalls that’s where the cum comes frommmm

- matt

Not really a song but Matt scrolls TikTok in bed sometimes really loudly and I’ve had had that one video of Markiplier singing “there’s a cactus and there is my dog”. It’s happening a lot now that his movie is out, every third video or so. I can’t escape it

can’t say i’ve played them got less and less time for games these days and even less time for games that don’t interest me - i didn’t like the show so thought the games wouldn’t be for me, that and zombies have been done to death im kinda burnt out on them? so sorry no opinion available last game i played was silent hill f

Hope you are doing well.

we are :) my pride however is not (cat ignored me when i pspspsd it)

I need to beat Matt at smash with any character other than Kirby as he claims that’s a cheats choice every time I beat him.

That and cooking more. Oddly calming. Methodical. Means I don’t have to eat freezer surprise again.

- Mello

i should give up energy drinks but my brain says I can beat my record of 13 in a day, when I try to get mello on board he just tsks and says I don’t have the heart of a sixteen year old any more, sure got the brain of one at times though. Maybe drinking water? that’s a pretty decent resolution i think. ive also gotta clean out the shed as mello already said he’d throw everything in there out as the piles are too high (he says but when he wants a 4 inch by 8 inch piece of wood i have it so) luckily the spiders are keeping him out for now but time is running short

we have drinks and get really high for old times sakes, usually a shitty movie and falling asleep before 11:30 by accident, i do make him breakfast though since i don’t know why i always wake up early on January 1st so just makes sense ya know? oh!!!!!!! and we usually order a kebab, well me a kebab and mello cheesey chips and like 20 chicken nuggets since he’ll share them with me and then forget to share (that man can pound food when he wants too good god) we’ll both get heartburn but it’s worth it

It’s not a film I’ve personally seen, though I got the gist from pop culture references through other media. I think I’d probably like it as a one time watch but I’m not big on emotional dramas. That and Matt usually chooses what’s on and he’s on a YouTube essay binge right now so i get to listen to seven hours of silent hill lore. I like documentaries, the odd comedy and horror, mystery type things. I’m not especially picky if something has a good premise I’ll give it a shot.