Jul 13
Guys I have to come clean
I MAY be a vampire…
because garlic lowkey makes me feel ill but ALSO I’m an asexual with a true love for garlic bread so
I’m a little conflicted
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Guys I have to come clean
I MAY be a vampire…
because garlic lowkey makes me feel ill but ALSO I’m an asexual with a true love for garlic bread so
I’m a little conflicted
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inside of me are two wolves. one is asexual and needs garlic bread. the other is a vampire and will die if i do not fight the need.
AAAHHH GARLIC BREAD
The asexual urge to eat garlic bread with every meal
Damn, the sexual tension between me and garlic bread though...
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SHIT. PRIDE MONTH AND MEN’S MENTAL HEALTH MONTH IS ABOUT TO END AND ART FIGHT IS GOING TO START. I NEED TO GET ALL OF IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY. DO YOU FUCK WITH THE NON BINARY AT THE BUTTERFLY ZOO? GARLIC BREAD SHOULD BE THE NEW ASEXUAL FLAG. BLAHAJ IS THE TRANS ICON.
MEN ARE VALID. PLEASE, FELLOW MALES, SEEK OUT PROPER THERAPY INSTEAD OF BEING TOXICALLY MASCULINE DUMBASSES. DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHYYYYYYYY
Okay. Now that I’ve gotten that all out, just wanna let yall know that I probably won’t be shit posting for a while, and instead will be posting art I made for the art fight.
Anyways, here’s me and the gang.
Ahem, attention asexuals:
Sourdough
Garlic
Bread
I'm having a rare drink. It's vodka, lemon juice, a little splash of strawberry simple syrup and club soda.
This morning I made sourdough cinnamon rolls before I even had my first cup of coffee. I went out to breakfast with my sister and some women from our church because I'm grudgingly trying to be more social. Then when I got home my sourdough starter was bubbly and active so I started a loaf of sourdough sandwich bread which I'll shape tomorrow into a long, thin loaf before I bake it, then I'll turn it into garlic bread. 🍞🥳
And right now I have a whole chicken in the oven. I've already cooked some fettuccine noodles and shredded the parmesan. Once the chicken is done, I'll cut some of it up and make the Alfredo sauce. I'm really excited 😊 I'll try to remember to post pics because if the chicken looks as good as it smells, it's going to be gorgeous. I rubbed it with olive oil then liberally seasoned it with salt, pepper, garlic powder and paprika.