#lin yaps

Me :

So I've done these before and i've long forgotten which ones I've used before so if there's repeats just look away I'm trying my best :3

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Twilight, about Wild: It's ok I love his stubborn ass

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Legend: I didn't come to lunch to watch gay sex.

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Four: Everyone uses anger to hide the fact they wanna touch boys

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Warriors: I just saw a boy on my bus watching a Ryan Gosling edit. The world is healing guys

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Sky: A year ago you could've told me the rapture was tomorrow and I would've started stripping.

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Wild, taking a picture of Wind: Baby's first .5! :D

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Time, about the chain: NO, they're my children and I put them on my SHELF

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Wind: look there's a white girl dancing the salsa on national tv!!

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Warriors: No you gotta hit it like a drag queen

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Warriors: Is he cute? Legend: ...from the neck down.

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Twilight: Dammit, my name is a stim now.

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Hyrule, dejectedly: My orange chicken tastes like Jefferey Dahmer... Legend: HUH!?

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Four: Hate the world, love yourself <3

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Wild, interrupting complete silence: New York is definitely a black man.

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Wind: It's got some real life lore! ...wait no that's called history.

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She told me I won't ever be able to just have friends and no lover because all my friends will eventually find a lover and spend very little time with me. She told me the only way I wouldn't be entirely lonely was if I married someone.

The logical part of me is afraid, because that's a completely possible outcome. The emotional part of me, though, has a stubborn hope and certainty that I can live my life without romance. That I can live the life I want to live.

I'm stuck at home while the Texans freak about about a layer of ice, so have this as my humble offering :)

Time: Spends most of him time doing yard work for Malon to keep her flowers fresh and alive, but can be found Fucking Around with the younger links every 10 minutes.

Twilight: Is terrified that someone's going to crack their head open, but is still participating in the fun. He's making sure the others aren't hurt or cold while also shoving them into snowbanks. Wolfie ends up sopping wet from melted snow once everyone's inside.

Warriors: Is also terrified that someone's going to crack their head open, and is watching in paralyzing fear from the porch/ the inside because it's way too cold. Within 30 minutes to an hour of the others playing in the snow, the captain eventually gets dragged outside and pummeled by snowballs from a certain pink-haired veteran. (Wars totally gets him back don't worry).

Wild: Maybe he starts out peaceful, taking pictures of icicles on trees or even explaining how snow works to links who've never seen it before, but after the chains (haha) on his inner gremlin come loose, it's the most chaotic you've seen him. He's helping Twi throw some links into the snowbanks, and he's throwing snowballs left and right, and 100% has gotten ~12 bruises from shield sledding/ surfing down hills.

Sky: Is very confused by the snow, but once he's used to it, he's picking up snowballs by the second and nailing links in the face. Later, he's deemed King of the Snowballs, but after everyone is inside for the day, he's back to being the sleepyhead as if nothing had ever happened. He continues to look at Malon as the others tell the stories of the day with eyes that insist that soft, cuddly sky would never. (Oh, he would).

Legend: Despite his joints aching from the weather, he has a great deal of fun anyways. He helps out in the great snowball wars, and hits Wars in the face way too many times to be accidental, but he does end up being one of the first to retire because the pain starts to become insistent. He gets to spend a good amount of time talking with Malon and drinking hot cocoa.

Hyrule: Has found the best hiding spot/ base for snowball fights, and even somehow found the time to make a snowman to guard it (maybe it had something to do with the veteran, who had been particularly cozy with Rulie's territory even though teams were against the rules). He ends up getting pretty far in the snowball war, but is eventually taken down by Sky, the King of the Snowballs, in a very dramatic manner.

Wind: Is completely ungovernable. Wars has tried to team up with him in the snowball wars, but was abandoned after Wild promised the pirate a sugary treat later. He is the one who dragged the captain out from the couch and he's also the one who keeps distracting Time/ hitting him in the back with snowballs and running as fast as he can to escape the Old Man's revenge. Later, he's found completely passed out on the floor of the living room.

Four: Is the mastermind behind the snowball attacks, but keeps getting caught by Twilight and thrown into snowbanks (don't tell anyone, but he actually loves it). Moments later, Four and Wolfie team up (once again breaking the rules) to take down Sky, the King of the Snowballs. They fail miserably, but Four is already plotting his next actions of vengeance on Sky (Four starts a prank war the following week).

BONUS :D