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Bruce: Maybe if you had a mature bone in your powerade fueled body- 

Hal: Well maybe if you weren't such a colossal dicknugget then-

Justice League :This is just so unhealthy, can you imagine what the fights are like in private? Those poor kids constantly being exposed to this.

Meanwhile, the batkids:

Jason: *gagging* We get it y'all love each other sheesh.

Duke: *covering Damian's eyes and ears* They’re kids here! Get a room and stop flirting in front of everyone! 

Dick: Your mating ritual is scaring the League. Keep the sexual tension down plz for the love of god.

Cass: *reading body language* Bonk, horny jail?

Mayday on halloween:

I can’t believe it’s been a year since i wrote this. 

Based off @kawaiilo-ren​s OtaYuri Mafia AU. 

Otabek Altin doesn’t understand why Yuri Plisetsky likes to dance in hot sticky clubs. Otabek Altin doesn’t understand how Yuri Plisetsky’s eardrums aren’t permanently damaged by the deafening music, or how his eyesight works in the dark neon lighting. But most of all, Otabek Altin can’t understand why, or how he is attracted to this boy whom he is meant to be protecting.

Based on the OtaYuri Mafia AU by kawaiilo-ren on tumblr, Otabek is bodyguard to the grandson of the Pakhan. Yuri Plisetsky is irresistible and Otabek can't help but want a bite. 

New Age Witch | NYADA Is Magic

“For New Ages, their magic is a choice. If it doesn’t express their true natures, then what good is magic? To them, magic is seen as customizable, mutable. They may go through different modes of spells to find the niche they really want.

“New Age witches. One of the most innovative, if not one of the most unstable.”

"don't be such a pussy, lexa. the boat has little baggies."

so .... i saw this dr doofenschmirtz genie post going around on instagram .,where i,, commented,,.,., and my comment,,,, was,, the only reblogged addition,,,,,,..... and seeing your tumblr account reblogged on an instagram post is like seeing your party friends at church next to your grandparents