Quotes from my oil painting prof this semester
Because he's a funny guy (though tw for strange amount of mentions of killing yourself, none serious but idk why he said it so much lol?)
"For plants I love a sap green! Ahhh! ā¦do I sound like Iām⦠like I'm into my paints?"
āThatās such a lovely āØfleshāØā
āCadmium yellows- aughhh thatāll be there for the rest of timeā
āChroma: the ZOWIE factor!"
Prof: You guys probably donāt even know what Xerox means, do you know these words? Me: Kinda sounds like a medication or something Prof: Pshh right, 50 mg of Xerox to go to sleep. Quinacridone - ugh thatās what you take to kill yourself!
(talking about how a security guard yelled at him for trying to take a picture of the Sistine chapel) "The day I went, must have had the guy from Hell⦠in the Vatican"
"Then it's just too tutty fruity- do you guys know that term?"
"You have to be a little guttural, Ćbau*gags*che! That's how you speak French."
Prof: *comes into class, dramatically sits down with his head on the table* I wanna kill myself Me: *makes a concerned face* Prof: (to me) Not as much as you want to kill yourself
"Once I get tenure I'd have to like kill one of you to be fired"
"I gotta shoot you guys, one of these days⦠Don't worry it will be quick" (he meant like taking photos lol)
"I have friends that are like 'come plein air paint with me' and just *horrified* why would you want to do that?!"
(while taking photo of me for a portrait) "Oh yes, there's that Mona Lisa, what is going on behind that enigmatic smirk?"
āCome get my asphaltum - that sounds strange⦠ā
"I can do these paintings in my sleep, but I've been painting for 40 years... is it 50 now? eughhh"
Classmate: (talking about how to get a good grade) you go to his house, you make a sacrifice to his ancient pagan god Prof: it's gotta be chocolate, dark chocolate
"Now I hate to tell you this but you've got phthalo blue all over your face"













